New Bible Translations, this guy is insane! |
 Jun 25 2004, 01:21 AM
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Rar! I just read this article, they've come out with a new translation of the Bible, but it turns all of the messages around! It's insane, it made me mad too.
Here's the link for the website: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article....RTICLE_ID=39114 And here's one of the translations: Matthew 26:69-70 Authorized version: "Now Peter sat without in the palace: and a damsel came unto him, saying, 'Thou also wast with Jesus of Galilee.' But he denied before them all, saying, I know not what thou sayest." New: "Meanwhile Rocky was still sitting in the courtyard. A woman came up to him and said: 'Haven't I seen you with Jesus, the hero from Galilee?" Rocky shook his head and said: 'I don't know what the hell you're talking about!'" 
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Aug 1 2004, 05:58 AM
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I wonder what happened to Bullwinkle.
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DisneyPrincessKate New Bible Translations Jun 25 2004, 01:21 AM
gasolinekisses omg! that's nuts. a bible parody? i guess ... Jun 25 2004, 01:26 AM Tag_youre_it wow, that seems a bit... ugh
hah but my guess is ... Aug 1 2004, 01:30 AM Levy2k6 someone is going to hell.... Aug 1 2004, 01:36 AM Justingamemaster QUOTE(DisneyPrincessKate @ Jun 24 2004, 11:21... Aug 1 2004, 01:50 AM Longhorn dude that is so wrong. if he was a member of the ... Aug 1 2004, 02:00 AM dani41790 omg that is soo wrong. man that guy is stupid Aug 1 2004, 03:01 AM highly_evolved !!!! !!!! Aug 1 2004, 03:11 AM hair products you wanna hear a catholic joke? Aug 1 2004, 04:24 AM Luster Soldier WTF. That is a little bit easier to understand but... Aug 1 2004, 05:38 AM J.K i get it...peter=rock in some wierd language...but... Aug 1 2004, 06:09 AM crazeegirl411 QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ Aug 1 2004, 3:38 AM)WT... Aug 1 2004, 06:20 AM f00LisH_h3aRt63 QUOTE(crazeegirl411 @ Aug 1 2004, 1:20 AM)Hah... Aug 1 2004, 06:29 AM defjam_gangsta Greetings!!
is this wat ya get for freedo... Aug 1 2004, 08:04 AM oOjenniOo email him and cuss him out...he deserves that Aug 1 2004, 08:37 AM sheepy dATS MESSED UP ! Aug 1 2004, 10:16 AM Beyond Elite QUOTE(Levy2k6 @ Aug 1 2004, 2:36 AM)someone i... Aug 1 2004, 10:43 AM kaleidoscoped WTH.
I'm not even religious and I find that of... Aug 1 2004, 11:22 AM IIO__oII QUOTE(crazeegirl411 @ Aug 1 2004, 4:20 AM)Hah... Aug 1 2004, 11:33 AM CEP HAHAHA.
Dude, now I know how to atract all of you ... Aug 1 2004, 12:49 PM Justingamemaster Hasn't there always been stuff like this? You... Aug 1 2004, 12:51 PM kyootevi3tguh kekeke..thats..kinda funny..^^ Aug 1 2004, 11:56 PM Gypsy Eyes haha that made me laugh really hard...
the new on... Aug 2 2004, 12:55 AM MyVermilionPlague Wtf is up with that? Haha, kinda funny, though... Aug 2 2004, 01:03 AM ichiban watz wrong with em .. lol Aug 2 2004, 01:06 AM grapplefan that was funny, i wonder if that bible still says... Aug 2 2004, 01:20 AM illmizzkim QUOTE(Longhorn @ Aug 1 2004, 2:00 AM)dude tha... Aug 2 2004, 07:54 AM phatty oh my.. what the freak!! Aug 2 2004, 09:16 AM Knight WHAT THE HECK IS HE THINKINKING??? That is @%... Aug 2 2004, 12:11 PM JlIaTMK that guy in the picture looked scurry....
i dont ... Aug 2 2004, 12:13 PM tweeak thats such crap. all these atheistic movements the... Aug 2 2004, 12:18 PM cAb3rTo its not that bad . it still has the same message .... Aug 3 2004, 05:03 AM angel-roh lols thats gay and stupid. that guy is insane. but... Aug 3 2004, 05:12 AM Weird addiction WTF ....ppl are going in sane,im no christian buh... Aug 3 2004, 09:58 AM rnrn897 is the 'remixed' bible criticizing the WHO... Aug 3 2004, 10:01 AM sadolakced acid haha. bible remix. that's classic. that... Aug 3 2004, 10:20 AM Podomaht False prophecising. Blasphemy. <- Eternal sin Aug 3 2004, 10:33 AM wayne dude, that sh!ts not funny.. or kool... Aug 3 2004, 11:19 AM hybrid The things people come up with these days. *shakes... Aug 3 2004, 11:22 AM waccoon O_o
How'd he get that? Aug 3 2004, 11:43 AM IIO__oII QUOTE(waccoon @ Aug 3 2004, 9:43 AM)O_o
How... Aug 3 2004, 11:45 AM Boyfriendless All translations suck. Even the old hebrew to more... Feb 2 2006, 03:19 AM sw33t_rouge you doomed sweety. Feb 3 2006, 05:52 AM xnofearx My head hurts. Feb 3 2006, 06:59 AM Acid Bath Slayer Pffffffft, that is so amateur.
When I was younger... Feb 3 2006, 12:35 PM ikn0wurm0m Oh gosh that is freakin funny. or kinda disturbing... Feb 3 2006, 03:36 PM
xl0stxThoughtx That guy is nuts! No one should try to re-writ... Feb 3 2006, 04:29 PM |
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