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 Jul 30 2004, 01:23 AM
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A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.
The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?" The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move. The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?" "I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch. "What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American. He responds, "I'll take the Mexican." |
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Jul 30 2004, 03:17 PM
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hahahaha i posted one KINDA like that.. but here it goes:
there was an AMERICAN, and ARMENIAN, a CHINESE, and a MEXICAN in this airplane. the plane was having trouble, and it was going to go down. so the pilot says "everyone, grab whatever you have most in your country and exit out of the plane." the chinese grabs his bag of rice and jumps out the door. the mexican grabs his bad of beans and jumps out the door. the american grabs the armenian and jump ou the plane... haha ;] |
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seitekiflip another one Jul 30 2004, 01:23 AM
xLil SweetnezZx lol Jul 30 2004, 08:22 AM shawty_redd haha funny Jul 30 2004, 08:29 AM Hells_Ice hehehehe Jul 30 2004, 09:19 AM Sherry_Vu haha these are funny Jul 30 2004, 03:27 PM POonSKi ...???... im confuse... ???... Jul 30 2004, 09:57 PM strwbrrykiwi23 haha lol clever... Jul 31 2004, 09:17 AM tyedyefroggy LoL I like both of those, whoo....
-Courtney Jul 31 2004, 09:20 AM sheepy LOL. i dink i get it o_O Aug 2 2004, 08:28 PM HuGs_fOr_yOu how sad haha Aug 2 2004, 08:43 PM kyuubi319 haha, i get it!!! lol
funny... Aug 3 2004, 11:12 AM silver rain oh i get it, haha. Aug 3 2004, 11:14 AM s0emotionalx3 haha poor mexican though.. being whipped 10 more t... Aug 3 2004, 09:50 PM xjjajeengx OMG that is soo flicken sad!! poor mexica... Aug 4 2004, 09:57 PM LilPiggi3 LOL...i actually GET this joke. tsk tsk the Amazon... Aug 5 2004, 12:18 AM dani41790 rofl man thats dirty Aug 5 2004, 03:55 AM x_angawhomps Lol. Smart xD Aug 5 2004, 05:48 AM RiC3xBoy lol, ouch Aug 5 2004, 08:57 AM kaleidoscoped Haha, poor Mexican! Aug 5 2004, 11:54 AM [i]LLMATiC haha!! good stuff thats funny Aug 5 2004, 02:07 PM
F1R3B4T i just pity the mexican and the guy who chose oil.... Aug 5 2004, 02:15 PM |
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