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 Jul 29 2004, 12:24 PM
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Yeah I'm a guy it's a real shame to post this..=X
M: Hey baby...Your butt's so nice it's a shame you have to sit on it. F: Well...Not everyone can wear their's on their shoulders. ------------------------------------------------------------ M: Hey baby...You must be a GENERAL because you're making my PRIVATES stand at attention. F: Hmmm...They're still a MAJOR disappointment. ------------------------------------------------------------ M: Hey baby...Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered then I nail you! F: You didn't bring enough WOOD. ------------------------------------------------------------ M: Hey baby...You must be from Jamaica because Jamaican me horny! F: You must be from the Yukon...because Yukon go screw yourself. ------------------------------------------------------------ M: Hey baby...You got it going on, now how 'bout i see it coming off? F: I'm sorry I didn't see the weather channel today...Did Hell freeze over? |
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Jul 30 2004, 02:57 PM
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QUOTE haha, i sent those to my ex gf and now she wont talk to me - Hells_Ice Note: These won't help you in a relationship or make a relationship better lol |
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mystah_danger Pick up Lines Jul 29 2004, 12:24 PM
chica777708 haha thats weird how u r a guy, but u still posted... Jul 29 2004, 12:26 PM illmizzkim HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Those are funny.
[humps the corne... Jul 29 2004, 12:27 PM mystah_danger QUOTEhaha thats weird how u r a guy, but u still p... Jul 29 2004, 01:45 PM JessJR1022 haha I love it Jul 29 2004, 03:07 PM LiNHy POO QUOTEM: Hey baby...Lets play carpenter. First we g... Jul 29 2004, 03:11 PM kyuubi319 haha, foonie, i don t get the carpenter, nail, ham... Jul 29 2004, 08:25 PM iZnEedSuMcOkE QUOTE(mystah_danger @ Jul 29 2004, 12:24 PM)M... Jul 29 2004, 08:28 PM LatinaLady lmao. the comebacks are awesome!! =) Jul 29 2004, 09:03 PM RiC3xBoy QUOTE(mystah_danger @ Jul 29 2004, 12:24 PM)M... Jul 30 2004, 09:27 AM Hells_Ice haha, i sent those to my ex gf and now she wont ta... Jul 30 2004, 09:29 AM x hYpErRoSeY x M: Hey baby...You must be from Jamaica because Jam... Jul 30 2004, 12:06 PM IIO__oII IVE GOT ONE!
M:im lost. can you lead me to you... Jul 30 2004, 03:11 PM strwbrrykiwi23 haha i like the female lines a lot! nice comeb... Jul 31 2004, 12:59 PM seriouslynikki haha....guys usually say:
M: Hey baby...You got i... Jul 31 2004, 08:29 PM pnai4eva QUOTEM: Hey baby...You must be from Jamaica becaus... Aug 8 2004, 05:09 PM dani41790 hahaha those r realli funni Aug 8 2004, 07:39 PM xjjajeengx LMAOO the last ones two ones are the best OMFG ha... Aug 8 2004, 08:20 PM F1R3B4T lmao the yukon one is hilarioous!!! Aug 8 2004, 08:45 PM elmogurly those are alright..not that i can do any better... Aug 9 2004, 04:34 AM nycxjohn i dun think people in these days still use those w... Aug 9 2004, 10:19 AM
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