how to beat a speeding ticket, i mite try this... =P |
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 Jul 27 2004, 05:41 AM
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How To Beat A Speeding Ticket.
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI. Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Whose car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too! |
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Jul 30 2004, 01:01 PM
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I wouldn't try that. To difficult to do. And what if that officer didn't answer that?
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tootsie_kiddo how to beat a speeding ticket Jul 27 2004, 05:41 AM
sweetx305 haha that's funny.... but they would give u a ... Jul 27 2004, 07:36 AM J.K haha...i wouldnt try that though...i'd just st... Jul 27 2004, 10:23 AM DaToNeViEtBoI916 heard dat one b4..pretty funny thoe Jul 27 2004, 04:05 PM dani41790 lol that's funny but umm some1 already posted ... Jul 27 2004, 05:13 PM JustHere4NoReason Lol. It might not work though. Jul 27 2004, 05:18 PM JessJR1022 haha that is pretty funny, but I doubt it would wo... Jul 27 2004, 05:19 PM conster AHAHHA lol thats a good idea =P Jul 27 2004, 05:21 PM xzxero hehe my cousin tried it and it worked Jul 27 2004, 05:45 PM v@por QUOTE(J.K @ Jul 27 2004, 10:23 AM)haha...i wo... Jul 27 2004, 07:25 PM IIO__oII HAHA
how funny!
haha im gonna try that someday... Jul 27 2004, 11:37 PM Hells_Ice hehe, ima try that sumtime Jul 30 2004, 10:15 AM strwbrrykiwi23 haha i wonder if that'll reallie work?
maybe ... Jul 30 2004, 12:02 PM x hYpErRoSeY x LOL Jul 31 2004, 07:15 PM POonSKi um...i dont get it..x[ Aug 1 2004, 12:12 PM xtremeliquid Haha thats funny. I heard that somewhere before. Aug 1 2004, 01:53 PM sheepy LOLS. good one. Aug 2 2004, 08:24 PM kyuubi319 lol, when i turn 16 and get my permit, i will do t... Aug 3 2004, 11:21 AM seriouslynikki hehe...nice! funny! thats a good one, but ... Aug 4 2004, 01:19 PM xjjajeengx LMAO!! i thin if i tried that tho, the co... Aug 4 2004, 03:50 PM LatinaLady QUOTE(brownsugar08 @ Aug 4 2004, 3:00 PM)yeah... Aug 4 2004, 04:04 PM kaleidoscoped ROFL, that's really funny.
But I would never t... Aug 4 2004, 04:04 PM masu_misairu i'll give it a try and see what happens...
lo... Aug 4 2004, 05:02 PM MasterNe0 lol. Funny and wonder waht would happen if you act... Aug 10 2004, 03:53 PM elmogurly lol..i wouldn't try that though. haha
im in... Aug 10 2004, 11:24 PM F1R3B4T lmfao im waiting to see it happen in real life Aug 11 2004, 01:34 PM
toyo loco hahhaha i like that *(: Aug 11 2004, 02:13 PM |
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