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 Jul 30 2004, 01:22 AM
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An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says,
"We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump. At least one of you will survive." The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers, "God Save The Queen," and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers, "Viva La France," and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers, "Remember the Alamo," and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane. |
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Jul 30 2004, 08:53 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
i don't... get it
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seitekiflip jump out of the plane Jul 30 2004, 01:22 AM
RiC3xBoy hahaha, i get it Jul 30 2004, 09:25 AM sadolakced acid you gotta be texan to truely apreciate this one. Aug 3 2004, 12:32 AM kyuubi319 ahaha, thats pretty funny, lol Aug 3 2004, 11:13 AM x AZN D0RKii x i don`t get it .. yeaa i`m slow Aug 3 2004, 01:25 PM POonSKi ??!?!?!? i dont get it?!?!?... Aug 4 2004, 01:31 PM sadolakced acid texas history:
texas was a part of mexico. they ... Aug 4 2004, 03:23 PM dani41790 lol haha thats realli mean Aug 5 2004, 04:19 AM pnai4eva That's mean, but funny! Aug 6 2004, 10:04 PM tootsie_kiddo erm uh... dnt get it Aug 7 2004, 06:56 AM sadolakced acid read about texas history. it's in a reply. Aug 7 2004, 10:14 PM x_angawhomps Rofl.. how evil. Aug 7 2004, 10:17 PM tainted_angel LoL. I get it. Not bad. Aug 8 2004, 03:23 AM MasterNe0 I didn't get it at first until I remembered th... Aug 10 2004, 03:46 PM elmogurly I don't really get it... Aug 10 2004, 11:39 PM
F1R3B4T lmfao i get it now thx for xplanation Aug 11 2004, 01:15 PM |
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