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 Jul 27 2004, 07:48 PM
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this dude goes to the hospital
and he has a disease one of his legs and he has to get it amputated and afterh the operation doctor saysi have good news and bad news and the dude says...um...I'll hear the bad news first so the doctor says the bad news is that we amputated the wrong leg! the dude sits in stunned silence and the doctor says," but the good news is that your other leg is getting better, so we don't have to amputate it anymore" |
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Jul 29 2004, 08:52 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
haha i would just sock the doctor
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v@por Doctor Joke Jul 27 2004, 07:48 PM
tootsie_kiddo lmao, i get it Jul 27 2004, 07:52 PM x AZN D0RKii x huh ? i don`t get it . can someone explain it ... Jul 27 2004, 08:08 PM huihead lol i dun find it all that funny o-0 Jul 27 2004, 08:09 PM IIO__oII aww haha how sadd.
=O Jul 27 2004, 11:41 PM 01-supergirl damn, whatta doctor, i'd never wanna run into ... Jul 28 2004, 03:27 AM xtremeliquid Haha I get it. Jul 28 2004, 08:34 AM rnrn897 holeee crap thats sad . _ .
i laughed but -- yes i... Jul 28 2004, 10:32 AM POonSKi lolz.. omg! i love dis one!! damn it* Jul 28 2004, 08:09 PM chica777708 HAHA i get it I think lol, what a stupid blonde (... Jul 28 2004, 09:25 PM conster haha what a poor guy Jul 28 2004, 09:51 PM LatinaLady hmm. so the thing was that they were wrng on which... Jul 29 2004, 08:56 PM Hells_Ice hehehe, sux fo da dude Jul 30 2004, 09:41 AM x hYpErRoSeY x oo i feel so bad for him xD Jul 30 2004, 12:40 PM pnai4eva O, Lol i get it now Aug 8 2004, 06:08 PM xjjajeengx OMFG thass SOOOOO SAD poor guy. he should sue the... Aug 8 2004, 06:10 PM dani41790 hahaha lmao man i feel sorry for that guy Aug 8 2004, 07:33 PM elmogurly That doctor should be sued... Aug 9 2004, 04:24 AM nycxjohn i have no clue what it means Aug 9 2004, 10:26 AM MasterNe0 I feel sorry for the guy.
Funny but a bit depress... Aug 9 2004, 08:18 PM lilteardrop HAHA NiCE. i hope i dont have a doctor like that... Aug 11 2004, 11:11 AM Angel_Cece HA, very cool joke Aug 11 2004, 11:13 AM F1R3B4T lol lmao... Aug 11 2004, 12:11 PM chimps ate my hw poor guy Aug 11 2004, 12:45 PM
Fallen_Fairy lmao that is too funny, but so wrong at the same t... Aug 11 2004, 12:49 PM |
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