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sex bfore marriage
tootsie_kiddo
post Jul 27 2004, 05:04 AM
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True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."
 
 
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yeseulx3
post Jul 29 2004, 04:22 PM
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haha nice one... lolz that was close
 

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tootsie_kiddo   sex bfore marriage   Jul 27 2004, 05:04 AM
IIO__oII   .....er... i dont get it. =/   Jul 27 2004, 04:28 PM
dani41790   hahaha lol. umm i think some1 posted that joke alr...   Jul 27 2004, 05:05 PM
conster   lol yeah i heard this before but its still funny l...   Jul 27 2004, 05:29 PM
xzxero   thats funny   Jul 27 2004, 05:35 PM
v@por   um....explanation please?   Jul 27 2004, 07:30 PM
xLil SweetnezZx   lol-i was confused at first but now i got it   Jul 28 2004, 01:22 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo   OMG lol....thatz funnie   Jul 28 2004, 01:38 PM
DaToNeViEtBoI916   hahahaha..funny   Jul 28 2004, 02:13 PM
aznraver396   rofl. basically. the guy was going to go to his ca...   Jul 28 2004, 02:22 PM
chica777708   haha I get it lol great joke   Jul 28 2004, 09:40 PM
LiNHy POO   haha i get it!!!! very clever inde...   Jul 29 2004, 03:16 PM
strwbrrykiwi23   haha nice one... lolz that was close   Jul 29 2004, 04:22 PM
Caitlin   ooh i get it now lol =) good one   Jul 29 2004, 04:36 PM
HuGs_fOr_yOu   How funnieeee   Jul 29 2004, 06:12 PM
aznplayaz   haha...pretty funny but i think i heard that befor...   Jul 29 2004, 08:51 PM
LatinaLady   i had to read the last part again but i get it. he...   Jul 29 2004, 09:01 PM
Hells_Ice   loooooool   Jul 30 2004, 09:32 AM
x hYpErRoSeY x   lol thats so wrong- i feel bad for the girl gettin...   Jul 30 2004, 12:18 PM
ThePrincessofTKD   QUOTE(x hYpErRoSeY x @ Jul 30 2004, 12:18 PM)...   Jul 30 2004, 01:23 PM
POonSKi   lol... didnt sum1 already post dis b4?   Jul 30 2004, 10:05 PM
jummony   hahahahah......my eyes are burning staring at the ...   Jul 31 2004, 08:22 PM
pnai4eva   I already heard this joke b4, but it's still f...   Aug 8 2004, 05:22 PM
F1R3B4T   lol i heard it but its still funni   Aug 8 2004, 08:57 PM
ForgottenDreamz   lol I never heard that one. Got to tell a friend t...   Aug 8 2004, 09:01 PM
Just AJ   lol nice one!   Aug 8 2004, 10:50 PM
captured_serenity   woah...that's funny....i cant believe him...bu...   Aug 8 2004, 10:55 PM
01-supergirl   LOL!! bad trick, lmfaoo   Aug 9 2004, 01:34 AM
elmogurly   THat's a funny story. Lol.   Aug 9 2004, 04:14 AM
truluvis4eva   haha! thats funny!! i get it!...   Aug 10 2004, 10:58 AM
x_angawhomps   Rofl how awesome..   Aug 10 2004, 12:32 PM
nycxjohn   werdd i heard this story before...lmao   Aug 10 2004, 12:38 PM
babixlilac   lols..da guy was smart to leave his condoms in his...   Aug 10 2004, 01:52 PM
eversosweet   haha i lyk tat   Aug 11 2004, 02:16 AM
acidbreeze   hahaha, totally unexpected. i love it!   Aug 11 2004, 02:31 AM
lilteardrop   haha i getit.   Aug 11 2004, 10:30 AM
koOoaznboi_510   Hahaha   Aug 11 2004, 10:33 AM
chimps ate my hw   how FUnNY   Aug 11 2004, 03:26 PM
Angel_Cece   HAHA   Aug 11 2004, 03:28 PM
Tag_youre_it   oh wow haha i HAVE to tell this to my friend   Aug 15 2004, 05:05 PM
inlonelinessidie   LMAO that was really funny.   Aug 15 2004, 05:09 PM
Eternally_Yours   haha. thats funny.   Aug 15 2004, 07:30 PM
lozerface87   omg HAHAHA..thats actually kind of sad tho   Aug 15 2004, 08:38 PM
JessJR1022   oh boy........ the poor guy thought he was getting...   Aug 15 2004, 08:45 PM
sup3rgirl7   ouu gewd wun lol   Aug 17 2004, 08:25 PM
toyo loco   hahhahha thats funny   Aug 17 2004, 09:10 PM
th5418   Its okay. Pretty good. 4/5   Aug 17 2004, 09:58 PM
xxsour_kandi   lol thats funny I get it..   Sep 5 2004, 07:30 PM
me_myself_andi2003   ROFLOLMAOMFG poor bride   Sep 6 2004, 07:22 AM
sammi rules you   hahaha. you boys better remember that one!   Sep 6 2004, 09:20 AM
vehvih   Ngyahahha!!! Oh my God   Sep 6 2004, 04:14 PM
StarStruck xD   this one has already been posted but still funny h...   Sep 6 2004, 05:35 PM
corizzle20   haha thats funny   Sep 6 2004, 06:29 PM


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