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Doctor Joke
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post Jul 27 2004, 07:48 PM
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this dude goes to the hospital
and he has a disease one of his legs and he has to get it amputated
and afterh the operation doctor saysi have good news and bad news

and the dude says...um...I'll hear the bad news first

so the doctor says the bad news is that we amputated the wrong leg!
the dude sits in stunned silence

and the doctor says," but the good news is that your other leg is getting better, so we don't have to amputate it anymore"
 
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 11:41 PM
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aww haha how sadd.
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v@por   Doctor Joke   Jul 27 2004, 07:48 PM
tootsie_kiddo   lmao, i get it   Jul 27 2004, 07:52 PM
x AZN D0RKii x   huh ? i don`t get it . can someone explain it ...   Jul 27 2004, 08:08 PM
huihead   lol i dun find it all that funny o-0   Jul 27 2004, 08:09 PM
IIO__oII   aww haha how sadd. =O   Jul 27 2004, 11:41 PM
01-supergirl   damn, whatta doctor, i'd never wanna run into ...   Jul 28 2004, 03:27 AM
xtremeliquid   Haha I get it.   Jul 28 2004, 08:34 AM
rnrn897   holeee crap thats sad . _ . i laughed but -- yes i...   Jul 28 2004, 10:32 AM
POonSKi   lolz.. omg! i love dis one!! damn it*   Jul 28 2004, 08:09 PM
chica777708   HAHA i get it I think lol, what a stupid blonde (...   Jul 28 2004, 09:25 PM
conster   haha what a poor guy   Jul 28 2004, 09:51 PM
strwbrrykiwi23   haha i would just sock the doctor   Jul 29 2004, 08:52 PM
LatinaLady   hmm. so the thing was that they were wrng on which...   Jul 29 2004, 08:56 PM
Hells_Ice   hehehe, sux fo da dude   Jul 30 2004, 09:41 AM
x hYpErRoSeY x   oo i feel so bad for him xD   Jul 30 2004, 12:40 PM
pnai4eva   O, Lol i get it now   Aug 8 2004, 06:08 PM
xjjajeengx   OMFG thass SOOOOO SAD poor guy. he should sue the...   Aug 8 2004, 06:10 PM
dani41790   hahaha lmao man i feel sorry for that guy   Aug 8 2004, 07:33 PM
elmogurly   That doctor should be sued...   Aug 9 2004, 04:24 AM
nycxjohn   i have no clue what it means   Aug 9 2004, 10:26 AM
MasterNe0   I feel sorry for the guy. Funny but a bit depress...   Aug 9 2004, 08:18 PM
lilteardrop   HAHA NiCE. i hope i dont have a doctor like that...   Aug 11 2004, 11:11 AM
Angel_Cece   HA, very cool joke   Aug 11 2004, 11:13 AM
F1R3B4T   lol lmao...   Aug 11 2004, 12:11 PM
chimps ate my hw   poor guy   Aug 11 2004, 12:45 PM
Fallen_Fairy   lmao that is too funny, but so wrong at the same t...   Aug 11 2004, 12:49 PM


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