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another joke, but i dnt get it
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post Jul 27 2004, 04:53 AM
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my friend just sent me this and he found it very funny. i dnt get it... cna i get sum help here? lol

A cop is patrolling Lover's Lane when he sees the strangest thing. A young teenage couple is sitting in a car, the guy in the front and the girl in the back. The guy is reading a magazine and the girl appears to be knitting.

He stops the patrol car and walks over to knock on the young man's window. He rolls the window down.

"Yes officer?"

"I have to ask you, what are you doing?"

"Well sir, I am reading a magazine."

"What about the young lady in the backseat?"

The young man turns to look behind him. "Well, I think she is knitting a pullover sweater."

"How old are you young man?" the officer asks.

"I am 25 Officer."

"And the girl?"

The young man looks at his watch. "Well, she'll be 18 in 11 minutes."
 
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 07:34 PM
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QUOTE(evdxgirl @ Jul 27 2004, 12:10 PM)
HAHA, the couple is waiting to have sex legally.

If one person is under 18, and the other person is 18 or older, then its ILLEGAL to have sex--it's called statutory rape. [I think I spelled that right?] It's called rape even if both ppl want it.

But if both are under 18, then it's not rape.

Haha, funny joke.

wow you're smart!
lol i didn't know that!!
 

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tootsie_kiddo   another joke   Jul 27 2004, 04:53 AM
evdxgirl   HAHA, the couple is waiting to have sex legally. ...   Jul 27 2004, 12:10 PM
black_cloud10   lol awesome   Jul 27 2004, 12:11 PM
IIO__oII   QUOTE(evdxgirl @ Jul 27 2004, 10:10 AM)HAHA, ...   Jul 27 2004, 04:24 PM
JessJR1022   yeah the whole age thing is what it is   Jul 27 2004, 04:27 PM
tootsie_kiddo   QUOTE(JessJR1022 @ Jul 28 2004, 6:27 AM)yeah ...   Jul 27 2004, 04:32 PM
dani41790   hahaha man that's funni. weird how they r jus ...   Jul 27 2004, 05:00 PM
conster   lol thats funny haha i get it   Jul 27 2004, 05:24 PM
v@por   QUOTE(evdxgirl @ Jul 27 2004, 12:10 PM)HAHA, ...   Jul 27 2004, 07:34 PM


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