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 May 28 2004, 07:51 PM
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 Mr.Politicly Incorrect  Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Sep 2005 Member No: 8,405  |
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long) 2. Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.) 3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection) 4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this) 5. Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money) 6. Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.) 7. Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off) 8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class. (Hooters pays more) 9. Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "just do it") 10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave 'em in the middle) |
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Jul 24 2004, 10:54 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
lol so funny so true
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stryker76 Teen Commandments May 28 2004, 07:51 PM
faithin_felix oh my god, your jokes are hilarous. i love them al... May 28 2004, 10:29 PM angel-roh hahaha they are hilarious!! haha
the fun... May 28 2004, 10:34 PM Kathleen Haha I've seen this before... So not true. May 28 2004, 10:57 PM stryker76 I think someone is in denial......not to name ne n... May 29 2004, 08:29 AM rivendell QUOTE(stryker76 @ May 28 2004, 8:51 PM)7. Tho... May 29 2004, 08:50 AM LiNHy POO haha thats funny!! i like number 9!... May 29 2004, 10:56 AM Got Shibby? Haha, that's hilarious! May 29 2004, 01:43 PM TiNaBaBY074 hahaha! i love those... May 29 2004, 02:40 PM GinaDaQueen Ten doesn't make sense to me. But these are p... May 29 2004, 02:48 PM LatinaLady i love this one
"7. Thou shall not skip clas... May 29 2004, 07:43 PM dani41790 haha rotflmfao. omg thas funni, but some of those ... May 30 2004, 05:36 AM JuzDecent heheh nice most of them i odn't follow at ALL ... May 30 2004, 12:58 PM immersion31 haha, dang thats funny May 31 2004, 01:52 AM f00LisH_h3aRt63 QUOTE10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the... May 31 2004, 03:30 AM Winter I like no. 1, 2 and 3. May 31 2004, 05:53 AM Beyond Elite The tenth commandment is rude. Lol. Funny! Jun 11 2004, 05:19 PM im like hoy i like the third one Jun 11 2004, 05:55 PM ComradeRed I am the Commandment. Jun 11 2004, 06:04 PM 01-supergirl lol! HILARIOUSSSS. Jun 12 2004, 04:00 PM shawty_redd QUOTE(stryker76 @ May 28 2004, 6:51 PM)6. Tho... Jun 12 2004, 06:53 PM islandkiss why shouldn't we help elderly ppl cross the st... Jun 13 2004, 11:07 AM phatty hahah that's pretty funny~ Jun 13 2004, 05:04 PM sweet wit a twist QUOTE(stryker76 @ May 28 2004, 7:51 PM)1. Tho... Jul 13 2004, 01:58 PM bored2death08 haha. i think ive seen this bfor tho. funny anyway... Jul 13 2004, 04:37 PM Caustic ive seen this before..funny though Jul 21 2004, 05:44 AM xxTiNEExx tha glorious rules to live by. haha. im gonna prin... Jul 21 2004, 05:55 AM seriouslynikki 10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the stre... Jul 21 2004, 11:16 AM xlilchinezeboix 5,6,7,9 haha hella craks me up.haha....lol..number... Jul 21 2004, 01:46 PM bibliomania Hahahaha... :-P
By the way, did you come up with ... Jul 21 2004, 03:12 PM POonSKi hey...lolz Jul 23 2004, 11:50 PM Sumiaki I've seen this before... it was in an emaill t... Jul 24 2004, 12:11 AM tainted_angel LoL. Made meh laugh. Not bad. Very cool. Jul 24 2004, 12:21 AM iheartsimba hah i got those in a email like a loonnggg time ag... Jul 24 2004, 12:33 AM ji_cabinx haha! that's funny, but really bad Jul 24 2004, 08:57 AM tootsie_kiddo lol, i hav NEVER broken those commandmentz =P Jul 25 2004, 05:26 PM xLil SweetnezZx lol-the Teen Commandments sound fun but evryone kn... Jul 26 2004, 09:16 PM
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