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 Jul 23 2004, 03:21 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu !  Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587  |
A farmer, Osama Bin Laden, and George Bush were stranded on an island.
The farmer suddenly found a rusty, old lamp under the palm tree so he rubbed it. A genie came out, and said, "I will grant each of you one wish. The farmer may go first since he is the one who found the lamp." The farmer nodded in agreement and said, "I want my own land full of grown vegetables, ripe fruit, and nice crops." POOF! In the blink of an eye, the farmer's wish came true. The genie pointed to Osama and said, "What is your wish?" Without hesitation, Osama said, "I want the biggest, largest, tallest, thickest, brick wall that surrounds the whole Afghanistan land so that no one would come in or get out. We'd be the safest land." POOF! In the blink of an eye, Osama's dream came true. The genie pointed to George Bush and said, "What is your wish?" George Bush thought about it for a minute and asked the genie, "How large is this wall?" The genie answered, "Its width and length is so great that it is impossible to measure." George Bush then asked, "Nothing can get in or out?" The genie nodded. "Nothing can get in or out. Nothing." George Bush smiled and said, "Good. Fill it up with water." |
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Jul 24 2004, 06:32 PM
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 LunchboxXx Group: Member Posts: 1,789 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,810 |
this joke is inacurate. bush would rather wish for more guns or a pretzil. somthing along those lines. the original joke said "uncle sam". i like the first one better.
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strwbrrykiwi23 george bush saves the day Jul 23 2004, 03:21 PM
Froshy speaking of bush..... Jul 23 2004, 06:49 PM airam i saw that coming. Jul 23 2004, 06:51 PM black_cloud10 hehe if only he really was that quick on his feet ... Jul 23 2004, 06:57 PM Fallen_Fairy fill it up with water... thats funny,, personally ... Jul 23 2004, 06:59 PM POonSKi haha... omg!! i like dis~lolz.. but its me... Jul 23 2004, 10:23 PM AzNPmPGMr with water?!?! wut about all the oil? lol ... Jul 23 2004, 10:38 PM ji_cabinx QUOTEwith water?!?! wut about all the oil?... Jul 24 2004, 09:20 AM iZnEedSuMcOkE this was kinda mean...but funny Jul 24 2004, 03:58 PM conster lmao smart haha Jul 24 2004, 04:40 PM bibliomania What a waste of water! lol Jul 24 2004, 05:41 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo lol haha yay 4 bush...its kinda sad that ppl alway... Jul 24 2004, 11:12 PM IIO__oII hahahaah bush is great. =D
GO BUSH! Jul 25 2004, 12:34 AM dani41790 haha lol man that's clever. kinda mean but rea... Jul 25 2004, 04:08 PM
lozerface87 hahaha omg thats funny Jul 25 2004, 07:00 PM |
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