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Blonde Joke |
Jul 24 2004, 03:42 PM
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Blonde Joke
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up and knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the ! window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says..."Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Wisconsin I'm driving the SALT TRUCK |
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Jul 24 2004, 05:48 PM
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Stacy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 220 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,199 |
tut tut... discriminations against the blondes...
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v@por Blonde Joke Jul 24 2004, 03:42 PM
iZnEedSuMcOkE ....i dont get it... Jul 24 2004, 03:48 PM
AzNPmPGMr haha... blondes jokes r the funniest.. Jul 24 2004, 09:02 PM
xBitterxSweetx hmm i get it, it wasn't that funny though. i g... Jul 24 2004, 09:38 PM
conster lol its ok i feel bad for blondes Jul 24 2004, 10:47 PM
01-supergirl hahahaha. ohmygosh hilariousss. Jul 25 2004, 02:59 AM
HuGs_fOr_yOu LOST! Jul 25 2004, 11:01 PM
x hYpErRoSeY x lol thats sad
um, y r u ppl discriminating blonde... Jul 26 2004, 04:57 PM
dani41790 lol man that blonde is dumb Jul 26 2004, 05:36 PM
lilteardrop HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. good one Aug 11 2004, 11:28 AM
tootsie_kiddo hahaha, stupid blond gurl! Aug 11 2004, 11:31 AM
F1R3B4T lmfao that was funni
i haf nothin against blondes ... Aug 11 2004, 12:07 PM
elmogurly i don't get it. i don't live where the sn... Aug 11 2004, 06:43 PM
F1R3B4T no. explanation:
the salt truck drops salt over fr... Aug 11 2004, 06:46 PM
MasterNe0 It a dumb joke for blondes. Aug 11 2004, 06:49 PM
F1R3B4T QUOTE(MasterNe0 @ Aug 11 2004, 6:49 PM)It a d... Aug 11 2004, 06:51 PM
seitekiflip haha thats funny Aug 11 2004, 07:45 PM
F1R3B4T sry not "my" jokes but the jokes that i ... Aug 11 2004, 07:45 PM
F_L_I_P Dude...im a blonde
-Phil- Aug 11 2004, 07:48 PM
F1R3B4T sry flip..
no offence to blondes wat-so-ever Aug 11 2004, 07:53 PM
sushiluva EXPLANTATION:
Salt helps melt the ice/snow, and t... Aug 11 2004, 07:58 PM
LatinaLady dont matter what kind of jokes you get either for ... Aug 11 2004, 09:00 PM
MyVermilionPlague Lmfao.
That was hilarious. Aug 11 2004, 10:51 PM
Tag_youre_it haha that stupid stupid girl! Aug 15 2004, 04:45 PM
chica777708 idont get it... :( HELP Aug 15 2004, 06:41 PM
lozerface87 hahahaha she isnt ery smart Aug 15 2004, 08:40 PM![]() ![]() |