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 Jul 22 2004, 05:30 PM
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A lawyer and a blonde were sitting next to each other on a plane.
The lawyer was extremely bored and saw that the blonde seemed bored as well. The lawyer said to the blonde, "Let's play a game. If I ask you a question that you don't know the answer to, you must pay me $5. But if you ask me a question that I don't know the answer to, I will pay you $50." The blonde nodded in agreement. The lawyer said confidently, "I will go first. What is 57,846,352 times 34,567,624?" The blonde couldn't do all the calculations in her head so she gave the lawyer $5 without saying a word. Then she said, "What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3?" The lawyer thought about it for 5 minutes and he finally gave up. He paid the blonde $50. The lawyer then asked the blonde what the answer was. The blonde thought about it for a minute and gave the lawyer $5. |
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Jul 24 2004, 09:08 AM
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haha...that is so funny. i thought she'd know
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strwbrrykiwi23 plane ride Jul 22 2004, 05:30 PM
itskatherine XD i've heard of this before. its heckka funny. Jul 22 2004, 05:36 PM iZnEedSuMcOkE ...i dont get it Jul 22 2004, 05:52 PM xBitterxSweetx haha thats so funny. see the blonde asked the lawy... Jul 22 2004, 05:57 PM J.K haha funny...i guess Jul 22 2004, 06:07 PM burts_bees haha..i heard that one before..but i still think i... Jul 22 2004, 06:10 PM conster lmao hHAHHAhahha Jul 22 2004, 06:44 PM xtremeliquid Haha funny. Jul 22 2004, 09:10 PM POonSKi QUOTE(strwbrrykiwi23 @ Jul 22 2004, 5:30 PM)A... Jul 23 2004, 11:19 PM Just_Dream ahhaha that is sooo sad! But darn, I was hopin... Jul 23 2004, 11:22 PM dani41790 hahahaha man that blonde is stupid Jul 25 2004, 05:58 PM xlilchinezeboix rofl!!!!. that was funny...at leas... Jul 25 2004, 06:00 PM XoXXo_Meg_oXXoX i love dumb blonde jokes Jul 25 2004, 06:07 PM lozerface87 i think she was being smart without even knowing i... Jul 25 2004, 07:08 PM LatinaLady even though she didnt know it she fooled him. lol ... Jul 25 2004, 10:47 PM x hYpErRoSeY x lol aw i wanna kno the answer Jul 26 2004, 05:03 PM IIO__oII QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Jul 23 2004, 9:22 PM)ahhah... Jul 27 2004, 11:40 PM pnai4eva LOL, that joke wuz hella funny! Aug 8 2004, 06:27 PM F1R3B4T lmao i love that joke!!! its so hilari... Aug 8 2004, 07:12 PM elmogurly lol...that guy got ripped off... Aug 9 2004, 04:50 AM nycxjohn lmao she didnt even know! Aug 9 2004, 10:09 AM x_angawhomps QUOTE(strwbrrykiwi23 @ Jul 22 2004, 3:30 PM)A... Aug 9 2004, 10:39 AM
MasterNe0 Blonde jokes, can't get tired of them.
Funny. Aug 9 2004, 08:19 PM |
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