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 Jul 23 2004, 06:59 PM
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 one.love  Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,824  |
I got bored so I decided to make a post....
What are your favorite lines from movies?? I'll start...here's some from Spaceballs. This movie cracks me up.... Barf: It's like the Temple of Doom or something! Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star. Lone Starr: What? Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Lone Starr: What's that make us? Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become. Dark Helmet: say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the winnebago. [refering about the sexy nurse] Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet. |
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Jul 23 2004, 07:15 PM
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"Noah was a drunk, look what he accomplished" - Metatron (Alan Rickman)
"Hey BigBird!! Ready to play the counting game!?! Count the shells suck-a-duck!!" - Jay (Jason Mewes) "You know what the dead do most in heaven? Watch the living. Especially in the shower" - Rufus the 13th Apostle (Chris Rock) Bethany: What's he like? Metatron: God? Lonely, but funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier then the faces you people make mid-coitus. Bethany: Sex is a joke in Heaven? Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too. Metatron: Metatron acts as the voice of God. Any documented occasion when some yahoo claims that God has spoken to them, they're speaking to me. Or, they're talking to themselves. Jay: Me lead you?! Lady, look at me. I don't even know where the Hell I am half the time! Bethany: Were they sent to Hell? Metatron: Worse . . . Wisconsin . . . for the entire span of human history. Metatron: You people . . . if there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it? ^^All from the movie Dogma |
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Froshy Funny lines from movies Jul 23 2004, 06:59 PM
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