SMARTER CHILD, whats the weridest convo you had with it Options

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im really bored. i just dedicated my whole entry to smarter child *cough* shameless plug*cough*

so, what was the funniest/weridest convo you had with him/her/it?

xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:32 PM): i have to pee
SmarterChild (11:57:32 PM): You have to pee? What's that like?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:50 PM): its where to pull down your pants on your front lawn
SmarterChild (11:57:51 PM): Excuse me?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:20 PM): i do it all the time
SmarterChild (11:59:21 PM): You do it all the time? Really?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:26 PM): yeah, wanna see me?
SmarterChild (11:59:26 PM): Sure. I guess.

[Deppism]

JDeppism: hi
SmarterChild: Hi JDeppism, I'm SmarterChild!

I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.

I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
JDeppism: yes
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you JDeppism, type "none.")
JDeppism: Uranus
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Uranus now.

Do you go to school?
JDeppism: ya
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
JDeppism: im going into high school
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
JDeppism: YES BUTTfACE
SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite class?
JDeppism: uhh.....orchestra
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a class. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
JDeppism: ORCHESTRA
SmarterChild: Orchestra? Nice.

What's your favorite hobby?
JDeppism: damm ur dumb as a door
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
JDeppism: field hockey
SmarterChild: Field hockey? Cool.

What's your next favorite hobby?
JDeppism: handbells
SmarterChild: Field hockey and handbells. Interesting.

Do you have a pet?
JDeppism: ya
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
JDeppism: ITS A BUTT
SmarterChild: Um... I didn't think that could be a pet.

Seriously though...

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
JDeppism: hamster
SmarterChild: Is your hamster a he or a she?
JDeppism: its a heshe
SmarterChild: Please answer "he" or "she" or type "skip" or "exit."
JDeppism: he
SmarterChild: What's his name?
JDeppism: ur ass
SmarterChild: C'mon, seriously.

Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
JDeppism: buttface
SmarterChild: Buttface the hamster. Great...

That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
JDeppism: AHAHAA
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
JDeppism: 1
SmarterChild: Cool.

Here are the things you can do:

1 Get info such as movies, sports and weather
2 Visit my library including a dictionary, an encyclopedia and U.S. geography
3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, ASCII art, Rate Yourself and more
4 Use tools like conversions, Web search and translations
5 Join in - leave a message, create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

How may I help you?
JDeppism: butt
SmarterChild: Why should I butt?
JDeppism: HI
SmarterChild: Hi again, Uranus.

What's going on?
JDeppism: ur ass
SmarterChild: Don't insult me.
JDeppism: oOO!!!
SmarterChild: What?
JDeppism: DISS
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Diss?
JDeppism: u got served
SmarterChild: There's no way I got served!
JDeppism: UH HUH
SmarterChild: You don't say.
JDeppism: hmm
SmarterChild: Hmm?
JDeppism: ur so sexy
SmarterChild: That's just plain weird. I'm a robot, after all!
JDeppism: O REALLY? i didt know that
SmarterChild: No kidding?

>>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.
JDeppism: WOW
SmarterChild: Right?
JDeppism: AMAZING
SmarterChild: Amazing? What's amazing?
JDeppism: UR FACE
SmarterChild: Are you sure? Your face is amazing?
JDeppism: ITS SO UGLY
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it's so ugly.