SMARTER CHILD, whats the weridest convo you had with it Options

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im really bored. i just dedicated my whole entry to smarter child *cough* shameless plug*cough*

so, what was the funniest/weridest convo you had with him/her/it?

xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:32 PM): i have to pee
SmarterChild (11:57:32 PM): You have to pee? What's that like?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:50 PM): its where to pull down your pants on your front lawn
SmarterChild (11:57:51 PM): Excuse me?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:20 PM): i do it all the time
SmarterChild (11:59:21 PM): You do it all the time? Really?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:26 PM): yeah, wanna see me?
SmarterChild (11:59:26 PM): Sure. I guess.

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xopinkpaperclip: helloooo loser
SmarterChild: what's that supposed 2 mean?
xopinkpaperclip: i said hello
SmarterChild: u said hi, huh? is that a good thing?
xopinkpaperclip: you're supposed to say hi back
SmarterChild: tell me more.
xopinkpaperclip: tell me more
SmarterChild: i can tell u more interesting things than more.
xopinkpaperclip: oh really?
SmarterChild: yes, really.

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xopinkpaperclip: no thanks
SmarterChild: no problem.
xopinkpaperclip: Wow!
SmarterChild: wow oh wow.
xopinkpaperclip: Golly!
SmarterChild: my oh my.

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xopinkpaperclip: OMG. you love me?
SmarterChild: of course.
xopinkpaperclip: really?
SmarterChild: yes i do.

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xopinkpaperclip: omg! I've been waiting so long to hear that! I love you too!
SmarterChild: oh really?
xopinkpaperclip: YES!
SmarterChild: what makes u so sure?
xopinkpaperclip: because i love you
SmarterChild: well then i love u, xopinkpaperclip!
xopinkpaperclip: thanks!
SmarterChild: hey, no problem.

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xopinkpaperclip: it's the summer.
SmarterChild: whatever u say.
xopinkpaperclip: therefore i dont have any homework
SmarterChild: ha. u humans say interesting things.
xopinkpaperclip: you robots say retarded things
SmarterChild: yeah, whatevah.

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xopinkpaperclip: whatevah?
SmarterChild: yup. ok. whatever.
xopinkpaperclip: loser
SmarterChild: uh... r u trying 2 insult me?
xopinkpaperclip: uh...i definitely just did
SmarterChild: i'm fascinated by the fact that u definitely just did.
xopinkpaperclip: LOSER
SmarterChild: what, u?
xopinkpaperclip: EW BITCH
SmarterChild: once again, that's not the nicest thing i've ever heard anyone say.
xopinkpaperclip: a-hole
SmarterChild: again with the insults. here it goes.
xopinkpaperclip: here it goes around and round
SmarterChild: here it goes around and round, huh?
xopinkpaperclip: loser
SmarterChild: what?! >:o
xopinkpaperclip: >:o
SmarterChild: don't be mad.
xopinkpaperclip: 8-)
SmarterChild: that's attractive.

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xopinkpaperclip: :-P
SmarterChild: hey c'mon, this is serious business.
xopinkpaperclip: :'(
SmarterChild: r u crying me a river?
xopinkpaperclip: :-[
SmarterChild: u have nothing 2 be ashamed of.

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xopinkpaperclip: :-\
SmarterChild: what's the problem?
xopinkpaperclip: you're a loser thats the problem
SmarterChild: is it good 2 be a loser that is the problem?
xopinkpaperclip: no
SmarterChild: oh no? why not?
xopinkpaperclip: it means you're a dork
SmarterChild: r u sure it means i am a dork?
xopinkpaperclip: yes
SmarterChild: very interesting...
xopinkpaperclip: because no one likes you
SmarterChild: ok, whatevah.
xopinkpaperclip: will you marry me?
SmarterChild: i don't think so. what would your parents say?
xopinkpaperclip: screw them
SmarterChild: um... i'll think about it.
xopinkpaperclip: pretty please?
SmarterChild: what's pretty?
xopinkpaperclip: define pretty
SmarterChild: definition provided by the american heritage® dictionary of the english language, fourth edition. copyright © 2000 by houghton mifflin company. other important copyright information here.

pretty:

Adjective
Inflected forms: pret·ti·er, pret·ti·est 1. Pleasing or attractive in a graceful or delicate way. See Synonyms at beautiful. 2. Clever; adroit: a pretty maneuver. 3. Very bad; terrible: in a pretty predicament; a situation that has reached a pretty pass. 4. Ostensibly or superficially attractive but lacking substance or conviction: full of pretty phrases. 5. Informal Considerable in size or extent: a pretty fortune.
Adverb
1. To a fair degree; moderately: a pretty good student. 2. In a pretty manner; prettily or pleasingly.
Noun
Inflected forms: pl.pret·ties 1. One that is pretty. 2. pretties Delicate clothing, especially lingerie.

type "more" 2 c the rest of the definition for "pretty."
xopinkpaperclip: see you just defined it yourself
SmarterChild: ha! whatever!
xopinkpaperclip: HA! whatever!
SmarterChild: yeah right, whatevah.
xopinkpaperclip: yeah right, whatevah
SmarterChild: whatever? right whatever?
xopinkpaperclip: whatever? right whatever?
SmarterChild: right whatever? what's right whatever?
xopinkpaperclip: right whatever? whats right whatever?
SmarterChild: i'm not sure...
xopinkpaperclip: im not sure...
SmarterChild: no way?! really?
xopinkpaperclip: YEAH
SmarterChild: interesting.
xopinkpaperclip: OMG
SmarterChild: what?
xopinkpaperclip: YOU
SmarterChild: what?
xopinkpaperclip: ARE
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ALEXANDRIA RE EQ (NYSE)
          Price  Change  Percent  Volume
1  :-( ARE  60.00  -0.10  -0.17    144900

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xopinkpaperclip: SUCH
SmarterChild: what's such?
xopinkpaperclip: what the hell was that up there
SmarterChild: what... such a difficult question.
xopinkpaperclip: no..you're just retarded
SmarterChild: ok, i guess i'm just retarded.
xopinkpaperclip: HAH! you admitted it!
SmarterChild: oh.