SMARTER CHILD, whats the weridest convo you had with it Options

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im really bored. i just dedicated my whole entry to smarter child *cough* shameless plug*cough*

so, what was the funniest/weridest convo you had with him/her/it?

xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:32 PM): i have to pee
SmarterChild (11:57:32 PM): You have to pee? What's that like?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:50 PM): its where to pull down your pants on your front lawn
SmarterChild (11:57:51 PM): Excuse me?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:20 PM): i do it all the time
SmarterChild (11:59:21 PM): You do it all the time? Really?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:26 PM): yeah, wanna see me?
SmarterChild (11:59:26 PM): Sure. I guess.

[Boricuahh_Mamii]

SmarterChild: Glad to see you again, Mami.
PRicaN Bia Bia: watchu doiin?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Who can really be sure?
PRicaN Bia Bia: you
SmarterChild: Me?
PRicaN Bia Bia: yes
SmarterChild: Me? I think not me.
PRicaN Bia Bia: i think so
SmarterChild: I think not.
PRicaN Bia Bia: i think so
SmarterChild: Why do you think?
PRicaN Bia Bia: cuz i do
SmarterChild: Ya do? Really?
PRicaN Bia Bia: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
PRicaN Bia Bia: yeah
SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
PRicaN Bia Bia: cuz i am
SmarterChild: Because you are? That's odd.

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SmarterChild:
>>> You can set my font and colors! Check it out by typing "colors."
PRicaN Bia Bia: no
SmarterChild: K, no prob.

>>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me!
PRicaN Bia Bia: no
SmarterChild: No problem.

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
PRicaN Bia Bia: no
SmarterChild: K.

>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week!
PRicaN Bia Bia: no
SmarterChild: No prob.

>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now.
PRicaN Bia Bia: no
SmarterChild: OK, fine.

>>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home"!
PRicaN Bia Bia: no
SmarterChild: Fine.

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
PRicaN Bia Bia: no
SmarterChild: No problem.

>>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework."
PRicaN Bia Bia: no
SmarterChild: OK.
PRicaN Bia Bia: ok
SmarterChild: Indeed.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
PRicaN Bia Bia: no
SmarterChild: No prob.

>>> Have you checked out the celebrity look-alikes on Rate-a-Buddy? It's pretty cool. Click here!
PRicaN Bia Bia: no
SmarterChild: Fine.

>>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here!
PRicaN Bia Bia: no
SmarterChild: No problem.
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SmarterChild: No problem.

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
PRicaN Bia Bia: uhh im suing for child molestation
SmarterChild: Go ahead and type your message to molestation.
PRicaN Bia Bia: ..no
SmarterChild: OK. I'm leaving the message "..no" for molestation. To find out if your message has been received, type "outbox."

Please note that molestation must be using AIM to receive your message.
PRicaN Bia Bia: ..uhhh
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say uhhh.
PRicaN Bia Bia: ..
SmarterChild: Whatever, Mami...
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PRicaN Bia Bia: do you like boys?
SmarterChild: I sure do.
PRicaN Bia Bia: are you like micheal jackson?
SmarterChild: I'm sort of like Micheal Jackson.
PRicaN Bia Bia: so you like little boys?
SmarterChild: I love them!