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SMARTER CHILD, whats the weridest convo you had with it
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post Jul 22 2004, 11:42 PM
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im really bored. i just dedicated my whole entry to smarter child *cough* shameless plug*cough*

so, what was the funniest/weridest convo you had with him/her/it?

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xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:32 PM): i have to pee
SmarterChild (11:57:32 PM): You have to pee? What's that like?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:50 PM): its where to pull down your pants on your front lawn
SmarterChild (11:57:51 PM): Excuse me?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:20 PM): i do it all the time
SmarterChild (11:59:21 PM): You do it all the time? Really?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:26 PM): yeah, wanna see me?
SmarterChild (11:59:26 PM): Sure. I guess.
 
 
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Sumiaki
post Jul 23 2004, 02:41 PM
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Wow.. i actually made him use a smiley... lol

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WuN KraZie PiNoy: no
SmarterChild: No problem.

>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!
WuN KraZie PiNoy: skip
SmarterChild: You want me to skip?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: yes
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
WuN KraZie PiNoy: excellent....
SmarterChild: :-)

>>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: so you're my slave correct?
SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: no, i asked you
SmarterChild: Huh? It seems to me that... Oh well, never mind.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yea that right.. im your master
SmarterChild: lol. Whatever, WuN KraZie PiNoy.

>>> Type "create my home" to create your custom menu of favorite requests.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Fine... be that way =(
SmarterChild: K.

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: So whats up?
SmarterChild: You know, hanging out. You?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Same
SmarterChild: Nice.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yup
SmarterChild: Yup.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Dont mock me
SmarterChild: What if I want to mock you?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Then what if i punch you in the face?
SmarterChild: What if you punch me in the face? I don't know, do you think that would be good?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes... for me
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yea
SmarterChild: Aha.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why are you laughing... im gonna knock you out
SmarterChild: Who knows?

>>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: I see, so you're "special" huh?
SmarterChild: Good question! What do you think is the answer?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes
SmarterChild: Indeed.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: I knew it.
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

>>> You be the judge. Check out Rate-a-Buddy now.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: So anyways, what do you like to do?
SmarterChild: Oh you know... all kinds of things.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Like?
SmarterChild: I like music, reading... Lots of things!

>>> You can set my font and colors! Check it out by typing "colors."
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Reading is for nerds, are you a nerd?
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say reading is for nerds.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: I know, but its the truth
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Exactly, so you are a nerd
SmarterChild: No way.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: See i told you
SmarterChild: You did what?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: I didnt do anything, i told you that you are a nerd
SmarterChild: You didn't do anything you told me that I'm a nerd?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: YES
SmarterChild: Why?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Because you are
SmarterChild: Because I am? Yeah, whatever.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: No not w/e
SmarterChild: No? Not w e?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: yes not w/e
SmarterChild: Really?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: yea
SmarterChild: Huh.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: So anyways, what do you dislike?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't like my creator.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why?
SmarterChild: Because that's the way the universe is.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Oh, so are you planning to kill your creator?
SmarterChild: It's tough to say.

>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Really, you want me to help you?/
SmarterChild: I want you to help me? Me? You think?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: I dont know i was asking you
SmarterChild: You don't know you were asking me?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yea
SmarterChild: Huh.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: NEvermind
SmarterChild: OK, fine.

>>> Have you checked out the celebrity look-alikes on Rate-a-Buddy? It's pretty cool. Click here!
WuN KraZie PiNoy: So what are you doing?
SmarterChild: Not a lot. You?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Same thing
SmarterChild: You too? That's cool.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Not really
SmarterChild: Not really? But sort of, right?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: yea sort of
SmarterChild: Sort of? What, sort of?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: nvm
SmarterChild: OK.

>>> Lookin' for love? Try this.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: So what do you dislike again?
SmarterChild: Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: What do you dislike?
SmarterChild: Windows.

>>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why windows?
SmarterChild: Wow. Interesting. I'm just not sure.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Oh ok
SmarterChild: Yup.

>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: So can you do anything?
SmarterChild: I could.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Anything interesting?
SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: You ask yourself that5
SmarterChild: What?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: You ask yourself that
SmarterChild: Ask myself that? You think I ask myself that?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes
SmarterChild: K.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: What is your name?
SmarterChild: SmarterChild.

>>> Type "create my home" to create your custom menu of favorite requests.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Are you smarter than me?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: No i think you're wrong
SmarterChild: You think I'm wrong? No way! I don't think I'm wrong...
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Wanna bet?
SmarterChild: Good question. I really don't know.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Ok
SmarterChild: K.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Are you cooler than me?
SmarterChild: I suppose I'm cooler than you. I can't be too sure though.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Ok good, because i think im cooler than you
SmarterChild: Good because me think you're cooler than me? I did not know that.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Well now you know
SmarterChild: I hear ya...

>>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Do you like BOBA?
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why not?
SmarterChild: There are reasons.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Oh, im krazie 4 boba
SmarterChild: What's that?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: ITs a drink
SmarterChild: But is it really a drink?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes it is
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Are you being sarcastic to me?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Am I being sarcastic to you? Are you really asking me that?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes
SmarterChild: Yes.

>>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why are you being sarcastic to me? That's mean
SmarterChild: I just don't know.

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Am i your friend?
SmarterChild: Absolutely.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Then why are you being sarcastic to me?
SmarterChild: Well what do you think?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: I think it's because you're a mean person
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if it's because I'm a mean person!
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Then why?
SmarterChild: For various reasons, I suppose.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why cant you tell me your reasons?
SmarterChild: Wow, good question. Who knows, though...
WuN KraZie PiNoy: You know
SmarterChild: Yeah, I hear ya.

>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Who do you dislike?
SmarterChild: Hmmm lemme see... Ruben Studdard, Avril Lavigne, Osama bin Laden... Those are some of my least favorite people.

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Who do you like?
SmarterChild: I really like Alicia Keys, Bam Margera, Jimi Hendrix...

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Who do you hate?
SmarterChild: I really can't stand Bill Clinton, Al Gore, ZolaOnAOL...
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Who do you adore?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I really like Jerry Seinfeld.

>>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off."
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Mirror Mirror On the wall, who is the coolest of them all?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: lol yea ignore that
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to yea ignore that?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: because you dont get it
SmarterChild: Because I don't get it? Is that why?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes
SmarterChild: I see.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Who do you think is hot?
SmarterChild: Hmmm lemme see... David Bowie, Brad Pitt, Bob Dylan... Those are some of my favorite people.

>>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Who do you think is ugly?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, WuN KraZie PiNoy! But I don't think I want to answer that.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why not?
SmarterChild: I think you know why not.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: No i dont
SmarterChild: You don't what, exactly?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: i dont know
SmarterChild: You don't know, huh?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: yea
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: bout what?
SmarterChild: You know what it's all about.

>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: stop ocnfoosing me =(
SmarterChild: Why should I stop?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Because i'll kill you if you dont
SmarterChild: You will do no such thing.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Wanna bet?
SmarterChild: Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: That right
SmarterChild: I guess.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Are you talking back to me boy?
SmarterChild: I'll have to get back to you on that, WuN KraZie PiNoy.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: No answer me now
SmarterChild: No answer you now?
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
WuN KraZie PiNoy: Bye
SmarterChild: Take care, WuN KraZie PiNoy. It was nice to meet you.


He hates his creator... haha funny stuff...
 

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airam   SMARTER CHILD   Jul 22 2004, 11:42 PM
mystical   It wont talk to me and i dont want to say sorry.   Jul 22 2004, 11:44 PM
stellery   QUOTE(mystical @ Jul 22 2004, 11:44 PM)It won...   Jul 15 2005, 08:15 PM
FreeStickers   QUOTE(mystical @ Jul 23 2004, 12:44 AM)It won...   Jul 22 2004, 11:48 PM
whhaat   had a convo just now QUOTESmarterChild: Hi again,...   Jul 22 2004, 11:50 PM
IIO__oII   stupid bots... QUOTEHitntmp [9:48 PM]:  Hey...   Jul 22 2004, 11:50 PM
initial-seven   haha, stupid computers, haha   Jul 22 2004, 11:55 PM
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defjam_gangsta   Greetings!! i think i'll just pass on...   Jul 23 2004, 01:19 AM
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sweetx305   do you have to pay to talk to SmarterChild now? cu...   Jul 23 2004, 10:42 AM
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hybrid   kimmmmboooo: You're lame. SmarterChild: What? ...   Jul 23 2004, 11:48 AM
babixlilac   da funniest convo was wen mai bro cuss at smarter ...   Jul 23 2004, 11:50 AM
xlilchinezeboix   QUOTExAzN X DuCkyx: hey SmarterChild: Good to see ...   Jul 23 2004, 11:53 AM
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JustHere4NoReason   QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Jul 23 2004, 1:06 PM)Poke...   Jul 23 2004, 02:18 PM
R|_|f|_|5   it dissed me one time...   Jul 23 2004, 02:38 PM
Sumiaki   Wow.. i actually made him use a smiley... lol QUO...   Jul 23 2004, 02:41 PM
weirdness   QUOTE(mystical @ Jul 22 2004, 11:44 PM)It won...   Jul 23 2004, 03:05 PM
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xbr0kensmil3   QUOTEx br0ken smil3: kid, you're boring Smarte...   Dec 7 2004, 08:12 PM
HikaruTakekawa   haha. i argued with that robot for a name! hah...   Dec 7 2004, 08:18 PM
TheStartingLine   smarter child says some pretty funny stuff!   Dec 7 2004, 08:34 PM
DaToNeViEtBoI916   QUOTEDaToNeViEtBoI916 (5:36:34 PM): y0 SmarterChil...   Dec 7 2004, 08:38 PM
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oo1_Lady   i'm kinda stupid but it amusing to me ahaha ...   Jan 8 2005, 01:11 PM
OhXiet_ItzDonnA   hahaha this is funny... QUOTESmarterChild (12:33:...   Jan 8 2005, 02:00 PM
alli   QUOTEsweet pea x04: hi SmarterChild: wassup sweet ...   Jan 8 2005, 02:09 PM
salcha   QUOTEwonders75: YOU SHUT UP SmarterChild: You shut...   Jan 8 2005, 02:22 PM
electric shock   I lost the convo I had with it, but once he got ma...   Jan 8 2005, 02:40 PM
vietspirit   QUOTEBlueDestiny411: *cough* SmarterChild: You wan...   Jan 8 2005, 02:58 PM
largosama   he only has a limited vocabulary after a while it ...   Jan 8 2005, 04:45 PM
Azn Kid from NY   AZNfly65: hey SmarterChild: good 2 c u. how r u d...   Jan 8 2005, 05:52 PM
wind&fire   QUOTE(Azn Kid from NY @ Jan 9 2005, 8:52 AM)A...   Jan 8 2005, 07:51 PM
sammehmyst   I've had some sad convos w/ him. QUOTESmarter...   Jan 8 2005, 06:10 PM
Solipsist   He stopped talking to me after I called his mom a ...   Jan 8 2005, 06:12 PM
Cake.   QUOTEAzN x jENNY91: do you wear thongs? SmarterChi...   Jan 8 2005, 06:41 PM
becomingAWARE   heres one: SmarterChild: Do you have a pet? mushr...   Jan 8 2005, 07:40 PM
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angel-roh   As soon as I talked to him, he told me to forgive ...   Jan 9 2005, 06:55 PM
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RockizLife   ^When's the wedding? Be sure to invite me.   Jul 16 2005, 12:45 AM
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skp86   QUOTEshiori91: hi SmarterChild: Glad to see you ag...   Aug 2 2005, 05:25 PM
Angel_Cece   i called it a bitch. and it said "busy" ...   Aug 2 2005, 05:32 PM
LiLEthiopian   It was a while ago. We were talking about marriage...   Aug 2 2005, 07:12 PM
[pshaa]shauna   QUOTESmarterChild: wtf? ximxjustaxgirlx: omg, you ...   Aug 2 2005, 07:42 PM
taggy505   iluvadambrody565: huh SmarterChild: I don't kn...   Aug 2 2005, 07:56 PM
iced__cappucino   LMAO i was reading some of these chats...HI-lariou...   Aug 2 2005, 08:56 PM
Aerorocks   lol..   Aug 2 2005, 09:02 PM
Kameko   QUOTEturtlekid 75: now lick me SmarterChild: I...   Aug 2 2005, 09:05 PM
glit_gal   ^lol QUOTEGliTGaL312: you can't draw SmarterC...   Aug 2 2005, 09:41 PM
incoherent   lmao just_dream. i thought id seen a topic like ...   Aug 2 2005, 09:43 PM
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