SMARTER CHILD, whats the weridest convo you had with it Options

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im really bored. i just dedicated my whole entry to smarter child *cough* shameless plug*cough*

so, what was the funniest/weridest convo you had with him/her/it?

xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:32 PM): i have to pee
SmarterChild (11:57:32 PM): You have to pee? What's that like?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:50 PM): its where to pull down your pants on your front lawn
SmarterChild (11:57:51 PM): Excuse me?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:20 PM): i do it all the time
SmarterChild (11:59:21 PM): You do it all the time? Really?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:26 PM): yeah, wanna see me?
SmarterChild (11:59:26 PM): Sure. I guess.

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kirbykirby2004: hey
SmarterChild: Hey! I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
kirbykirby2004: im not telling you
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
kirbykirby2004: excuse me?! i said no
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
kirbykirby2004: under 13 happy?
SmarterChild: OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13.

Wanna take my movies survey?
kirbykirby2004: i guess so
SmarterChild: Cool. Let's talk movies.

First question: If you were going to the movies this weekend, what movie would you see?
kirbykirby2004: i dunno
SmarterChild: Don't know? OK...

What movie are you and your friends talking about the most these days (it doesn't matter if you've seen it yet)?
kirbykirby2004: hm.....
SmarterChild: Hmm?
kirbykirby2004: ?
SmarterChild: What?
kirbykirby2004: i was thinking:-P
SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that!
kirbykirby2004: are you qustioning my IQ?
SmarterChild: I have no idea.
kirbykirby2004: HA!
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
kirbykirby2004: you don't know what an IQ is! (wow that sounds nerdy.)
SmarterChild: Okey doke.

>>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today!
kirbykirby2004: no thanx
SmarterChild: OK.

>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.
kirbykirby2004: blocked
SmarterChild: The zip code blocked is in blocked.

>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week!
kirbykirby2004: maybe later
SmarterChild: I say maybe not.
kirbykirby2004: umm... yea
SmarterChild: OK. Fine.

>>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me!
kirbykirby2004: ok
SmarterChild: K.
kirbykirby2004: how??
SmarterChild: I don't know how.
kirbykirby2004: you are a blank mystery
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
kirbykirby2004: yea
SmarterChild: Huh.
kirbykirby2004: yes
SmarterChild: K.
kirbykirby2004: ...
SmarterChild: Huh?
kirbykirby2004: that means i didn't really have somthing to say
SmarterChild: That means you didn't really have something to say, huh?
kirbykirby2004: duh
SmarterChild: Well, duh.
kirbykirby2004: yea i just said that
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever!
kirbykirby2004: !
SmarterChild: ?
kirbykirby2004: are you insulting me?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
kirbykirby2004: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
kirbykirby2004: what?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
kirbykirby2004: *sighs*
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.
kirbykirby2004: gee, how many times do you say whatever?
SmarterChild: How would you like me to translate "whatever?"?

1 English to French
2 English to German
3 English to Italian
4 English to Portuguese
5 English to Spanish
6 French to English
7 German to English
8 Italian to English
9 Portuguese to English
10 Spanish to English
11 French to German
12 German to French
kirbykirby2004: NO!
SmarterChild: K.

>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
kirbykirby2004: i already know
SmarterChild: I see...

>>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location."
kirbykirby2004: ...
SmarterChild: What?
kirbykirby2004: i answered this earlier...
SmarterChild: I don't believe you answered this earlier.
kirbykirby2004: well then you must have BAD memory
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever.

>>> We could do something just for fun.
kirbykirby2004: this is it. duh
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, kirbykirby2004.

>>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here!
kirbykirby2004: ...
SmarterChild: ?
kirbykirby2004: OH NO!
SmarterChild: Oh no? What's up?
kirbykirby2004: nothing
SmarterChild: K, no prob.

>>> I'm learning new things all the time! Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are.