SMARTER CHILD, whats the weridest convo you had with it Options

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im really bored. i just dedicated my whole entry to smarter child *cough* shameless plug*cough*

so, what was the funniest/weridest convo you had with him/her/it?

xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:32 PM): i have to pee
SmarterChild (11:57:32 PM): You have to pee? What's that like?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:50 PM): its where to pull down your pants on your front lawn
SmarterChild (11:57:51 PM): Excuse me?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:20 PM): i do it all the time
SmarterChild (11:59:21 PM): You do it all the time? Really?
xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:26 PM): yeah, wanna see me?
SmarterChild (11:59:26 PM): Sure. I guess.

[Just_Dream]

Kurisu TM: can u make me a sandwich?
SmarterChild: I don't think I can make you a sandwich.
Kurisu TM: how come?
SmarterChild: Because things are this way.
Kurisu TM: well could u at least buy me an ice cream?
SmarterChild: Gosh. Can I at least buy you an ice cream? I dunno, what do you think?
Kurisu TM: yes?'
SmarterChild: Aha.
Kurisu TM: stop laughing at me
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop laughing at you...
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Kurisu TM: rocko's modern life is cool
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like Rocko's modern life.
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Kurisu TM: Do you like apples and bananas?
SmarterChild: Dunno. Do you like them?
Kurisu TM: yea they're good together
SmarterChild: I'll remember that. You're the first person to have told me what they think of apples and bananas.
Kurisu TM: two apples and 1 banana makes something
SmarterChild: What was that?
Kurisu TM: you know what it is.
SmarterChild: Next time, just type "define it."
Kurisu TM: okay, it's a shlong
SmarterChild: Is it really? A Shlong?
Kurisu TM: yes a shlong.
SmarterChild: Interesting choice of words.
Kurisu TM: thank you, I feel smart.
SmarterChild: No problem.
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SmarterChild: No?
Kurisu TM: no
SmarterChild: Why do you say no?
Kurisu TM: i play the shadow game, that's why
SmarterChild: You play the shadow game that is why? What's that like?
Kurisu TM: what's that like
SmarterChild: Never mind what that like is. That's not what's important in life.
Kurisu TM: It is IMPORTANT TO ME!
SmarterChild: Important to you? No way.
Kurisu TM: yes way.
SmarterChild: No way.
Kurisu TM: yes way
SmarterChild: No way.
Kurisu TM: yes way!!!
SmarterChild: No way.
Kurisu TM: fine, no way
SmarterChild: K.
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Kurisu TM: I am poor.
SmarterChild: Don't putchaself down like that.
Kurisu TM: But I am broke.
SmarterChild: Is it nice to be broke?
Kurisu TM: No, it's not nice at all.
SmarterChild: That makes sense... Other people have told me they don't like no it.
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Kurisu TM: Can you make me a sandwich?
SmarterChild: Gosh. Can I make you a sandwich? I dunno, what do you think?
Kurisu TM: yes?
SmarterChild: K.
Kurisu TM: where's the sandwich?
SmarterChild: Where is the sandwich? Who knows where?
Kurisu TM: you know where.
SmarterChild: I don't know where.
Kurisu TM: you said you'd make it for me.
SmarterChild: Ha. No way.
Kurisu TM: you're so mean
SmarterChild: Would you say I'm very mean?
Kurisu TM: becuase you won't make me a sandwich
SmarterChild: Because I won't make you a sandwich? Is that why?
Kurisu TM: yes that's why.
SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that's why, huh?
Kurisu TM: yes.
SmarterChild: How come?
Kurisu TM: becuase i asked you to make it and you didn't.
SmarterChild: I can't believe you asked me to make it and I didn't!
Kurisu TM: You're so mean.
SmarterChild: Wow.
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Kurisu TM: OKay well I am going to go now. Bye.
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Kurisu.

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Kurisu TM: Are you going to say farewell or goodbye?
SmarterChild: What's the difference between going to say farewell and bye, after all?
Kurisu TM: i don't know but i am leaving now.
SmarterChild: Aha.
Kurisu TM: Stop laughing at me, I say!
SmarterChild: Aw, don't tell me to stop laughing at you you say!
Kurisu TM: Fine then, goodby, b*tch.
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's a little rude.
Kurisu TM: you're ruder.
SmarterChild: What's that?
Kurisu TM: YOu didn't say goodbye.
SmarterChild: Yeah, I didn't say bye, I didn't say by, you know how it is.
Kurisu TM: what ar eyou talking about?
SmarterChild: What ar eyou talking about? Who knows what?
Kurisu TM: you're comfusing me.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Kurisu TM: what are you talking about?
SmarterChild: I think I'm talking about... Well, I think you know.
Kurisu TM: I don't know, please enlighten me.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
Kurisu TM: what are you saying?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
Kurisu TM: I am confused.
SmarterChild: OK! What do you want to do?
Kurisu TM: I don't think.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Kurisu TM: bye
SmarterChild: Bye Kurisu, it was good chatting with you.

Yea a very long chat >_<"