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 Jul 13 2004, 12:15 AM
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 [SheRRi_BeRRi]  Group: Member Posts: 344 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,454  |
ok sooo this is how it goes....
theres a young couple and its their prom night. they rent a limo and go to the prom where they have the greatest time. they come back home but they dont wanna leave the limo cuz they suddenly get horny and starts going at it (if you know what i mean) but before they do it, the girl says "use a condom" to the guy who agrees and uses it. they have a wild night and the next thing u know its morning... the girl asks the guy "wat are we gonna do wit the condom?". the guy responds by grabbing it and throwing it out the window where it lands on the sidewalk. a little boy is playing nearby and sees the condom. he picks it up and shouts cheerfully "TWEAKIE!!" he goes to a gas station and enters the food store (u know, those mini supermarkets near gas stations). he goes up to the clerk or the person behind the counter and says "LOOKEY! i found me a TWEAKIE!!" he says proudly. the clerk looks disgusted and says "That aint no TWEAKIE kid", the little boy shakes his head and replies, "YES IT IS!! I ATE THE CREAM FILLING!!" 
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Jul 21 2004, 05:42 AM
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 rawr Group: Member Posts: 906 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,961 |
sucks for the little kid haha
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ShEraBaRoO TWEAKIE! Jul 13 2004, 12:15 AM
xtremeliquid Haha I get it. Jul 13 2004, 01:19 AM dani41790 ewwwwwww man thats realli gross Jul 13 2004, 02:15 AM Foolish Heart Haha, poor kid. Jul 13 2004, 02:44 AM tootsie_kiddo QUOTE(ShEraBaRoO @ Jul 13 2004, 2:15 PM)ok so... Jul 13 2004, 07:00 AM islandkiss eww.. that's gross. Jul 13 2004, 10:07 AM x0143637x0 thats realli gross Jul 13 2004, 01:07 PM sweet wit a twist eww... now thas really nasty...
~> sophia ... Jul 13 2004, 01:40 PM StarStruck xD whoa.. yuck.. hasnt the boy ever eaten the REAL cr... Jul 13 2004, 03:42 PM bored2death08 ewwwwwww! thats discusting! Jul 13 2004, 04:35 PM xxTiNEExx thats wut he gets for eatin something off tha stre... Jul 21 2004, 05:57 AM im like hoy thats nasty.. but it still made me crack up Jul 21 2004, 04:30 PM kyuubi319 oh my god, LOL, thats nassssssty xDDDDD
i wonder ... Jul 22 2004, 12:55 AM bhrama haha, i've actually heard this before...still ... Jul 22 2004, 01:50 AM babexdragon that is so gross. Jul 22 2004, 02:04 AM J.K damn thats sick..haha. feel sorry for the kid...bu... Jul 22 2004, 05:45 AM lozerface87 RE: TWEAKIE! Jul 22 2004, 02:38 PM silver rain whoa,that's really gross... Jul 22 2004, 03:38 PM blowpops69 poor kid Jul 22 2004, 03:40 PM IIO__oII eWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
GROSSSSS.
A... Jul 22 2004, 03:56 PM swtmaggie92 omg.... dats sick.... Jul 22 2004, 04:15 PM itskatherine XD that was disturbing...i feel sorry for the little ... Jul 22 2004, 05:35 PM iZnEedSuMcOkE yah kinda like everyone has been saying...that was... Jul 22 2004, 05:55 PM POonSKi eeeeew!!! gross!! i felt bad f... Jul 23 2004, 11:26 PM ji_cabinx eww...yuck Jul 24 2004, 09:01 AM lilteardrop yuckkk nastyyyyyy Aug 11 2004, 11:49 AM chimps ate my hw foolish child lol Aug 11 2004, 11:53 AM F1R3B4T lmao!! i get it!! Aug 11 2004, 12:00 PM elmogurly eew..that's disgusting Aug 11 2004, 06:51 PM sushiluva that's mad sick..
DON'T LITTER KIDS Aug 11 2004, 07:45 PM pnai4eva ewww, that's just nasty! *goes 2 the bathr... Aug 12 2004, 12:46 PM
nycxjohn lols the lil boys smart Aug 12 2004, 09:57 PM |
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