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 Jul 20 2004, 04:15 AM
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 will dance 4 hugz  Group: Member Posts: 324 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,950  |
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one.
Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman . . . Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt." She sighs and adds; "This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of ourdays." The man replied; "I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!" The woman continued; "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn'tbreak. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few bigswigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks; "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies; "No. I think I will just wait for the police . . ."  
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Jul 20 2004, 08:49 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha lol man that's realli dirty
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soulovely car accident. Jul 20 2004, 04:15 AM
tootsie_kiddo LOL!!!! gud thinking woman hahahah... Jul 20 2004, 06:51 AM swtmaggie92 i dont get da joke....... Jul 20 2004, 09:54 AM soulovely QUOTE(swtmaggie92 @ Jul 20 2004, 9:54 AM)i do... Jul 20 2004, 02:42 PM im like hoy lol thats a good one Jul 20 2004, 04:42 PM XaZnX07 hahah good thinking woman lols
.:tony:. Jul 20 2004, 05:25 PM 01-supergirl LMAO. EVIL!! hhahahas funny. Jul 20 2004, 06:41 PM Fallen_Fairy funny but old Jul 20 2004, 06:43 PM eli5e hahahhah good thinking ^^ Jul 20 2004, 08:29 PM LatinaLady that women is very smart. porps to her. =) so cool... Jul 20 2004, 09:59 PM slurp that woman is smart? every woman is smart! kak... Jul 21 2004, 03:05 AM Caustic Haha that girl is smart. Jul 21 2004, 05:07 AM elmogurly lol. good stuff! Jul 14 2005, 04:10 AM danielle_x3 LOL funny. she's smart :D Jul 14 2005, 08:49 AM anubis yeah i read that haha.
what a bitch! Jul 14 2005, 11:05 AM
pandamonium QUOTE(anubis @ Jul 14 2005, 11:05 AM)yeah i r... Jul 15 2005, 01:32 PM pinayprincess what a bitch... lmao Jul 14 2005, 10:29 PM xlauren73x hah i'm so doing that if it happens to mee.. l... Jul 15 2005, 12:54 AM pnai4eva wow i wish i was that smart Jul 15 2005, 11:43 AM hall0w lol that woman is smart Jul 18 2005, 02:10 PM MetalChick77 LOL. that is good!! Jul 18 2005, 02:13 PM azn_punk lol that is FUNNY the women is evil and smart Jul 20 2005, 11:01 PM |
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