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 Jul 20 2004, 08:26 PM
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It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so went to his priest:
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin." "But I made him agree to pay me 20 Dollars for every week he stayed." "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause." "Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..." "What is that, my son?" "Do I have to tell him the war is over?" Sick Little Girl A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?" "No" her mother replied. "Well, I think I have to throw up!" "Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush." In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat. "Did you throw up?" her mother asked. "Yes" the little girl replied. "Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?" "I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy" the little girl replied, "They have a box next to the front door that says 'for the sick'." A very faithful woman An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!" Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!" Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!" The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD." The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't." The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!" |
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Jul 20 2004, 08:28 PM
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hahahah those are cute jokes lol. ^^
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v@por some jokes Jul 20 2004, 08:26 PM
dani41790 hahaha man those jokes r realli funni Jul 20 2004, 08:59 PM LatinaLady i love the last one. that old women is a strong wo... Jul 20 2004, 09:43 PM IIO__oII hahhaahhahaah
how CUTE. ;D
ive got one...
there w... Jul 22 2004, 04:05 PM v@por QUOTE(IIO__oII @ Jul 22 2004, 4:05 PM)hahhaah... Jul 22 2004, 04:27 PM itskatherine XD QUOTE(IIO__oII @ Jul 22 2004, 2:05 PM)hahhaah... Jul 22 2004, 05:33 PM Weird addiction lol,cute jokes,i love the first one Jul 23 2004, 09:40 AM POonSKi lolz!! haha! they're cute! Jul 23 2004, 10:45 PM AzNPmPGMr QUOTE(IIO__oII @ Jul 22 2004, 4:05 PM)hahhaah... Jul 23 2004, 10:48 PM v@por QUOTE(AzNPmPGMr @ Jul 23 2004, 10:48 PM)hahah... Jul 24 2004, 03:10 PM AzNPmPGMr QUOTE(v@por @ Jul 24 2004, 3:10 PM)die? haha
... Jul 24 2004, 08:51 PM xBitterxSweetx hahaha those were funny. Jul 24 2004, 09:39 PM conster lmao they're hilarious Jul 24 2004, 10:46 PM lozerface87 DAAAHHH nice haha Jul 25 2004, 07:06 PM x hYpErRoSeY x lol i love them- not the last one too much :] Jul 26 2004, 05:16 PM x hYpErRoSeY x QUOTE(IIO__oII @ Jul 22 2004, 4:05 PM)there w... Jul 26 2004, 05:28 PM
Devastation LOL funny shit funn yshit Jul 26 2004, 05:31 PM |
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