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 Jan 20 2004, 06:43 PM
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One fine summer day two fathers and two sons went fishing at their favorite lake. They fished and talked all morning long and by noon everyone had caught one fish. As the two fathers and two sons walked back home, everyone was happy because each had a fish even though only three fish had been caught. Two fathers and two sons. Only three fish and no fish were lost. How can this have happened? |
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Mar 2 2004, 03:57 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me.  Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
QUOTE(nearly sam @ Mar 1 2004, 1:34 AM) i got a riddle you're in a crime scene in a room, and there's a girl that's hanged. she apparently got onto a chair hung her self on the ceiling. there were people there investigating. in frount the girl there was a video camera. so they decided to watch it for evidence. one of the dective went over and pressed play and it showed the girl turning on the camera her self fixing it on her and telling to the camera she's going to kill her self. it showed her saying that and getting on to the chair and hanging her self. when a dective saw this he thought for a moment and declared it was a murder not a suicide. how is it so? b/c she was standing on the chair and she didnt get off to hang herself...or at least it didnt say so. you cant be hanged if ur not hanging  I THINK I GOT IT!!!! 
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krnxswat Riddles! Jan 20 2004, 06:43 PM
hannabear grandfather + dad= 2 fathers
dad+kid= 2 sons Jan 20 2004, 06:52 PM krnxswat Aw, looks like someone got it!
Here's a... Jan 20 2004, 06:57 PM kryogenix put rocks in the pitcher Jan 20 2004, 07:11 PM krnxswat Err. Haha.
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Long ago in India... Jan 20 2004, 07:32 PM eunie03 The thief got scared and cut two inches off, think... Jan 20 2004, 07:40 PM krnxswat Err. You guys are too good... or mine are just too... Jan 20 2004, 07:40 PM GinaDaQueen He wrote "your exact weight" on the pape... Jan 20 2004, 08:27 PM krnxswat He starts and ends 2 common English words.
One pa... Jan 20 2004, 08:38 PM shorty_oc uh...... Feb 17 2004, 11:44 PM Alk3 QUOTE(krnxswat @ Jan 20 2004, 8:38 PM)He star... Feb 17 2004, 11:48 PM CJ1 heres one....this is old, but noone else is postin... Feb 18 2004, 11:46 PM omg_melface the doctor was the mother!!
Okay, s... Feb 19 2004, 12:16 AM CJ1 he liked the pelican... tried to shoot some... sho... Feb 19 2004, 12:21 AM omg_melface hahaha no... okay hint: the four survivors= him, 2... Feb 19 2004, 12:44 AM Co.Oky me O.O gross. gross. Ewww!! O.O he. ate. his.... Feb 19 2004, 12:49 AM CJ1 im lost... Feb 19 2004, 12:49 AM Jordan Inc. im lost too
QUOTEOne fine summer day two fathe... Feb 19 2004, 01:06 AM Alk3 oh man.. that was nasty.. I don't really want ... Feb 19 2004, 01:23 AM k00alah yeah im lost too.. Feb 19 2004, 03:00 AM omg_melface okay... so sure, he ate his wife but he didn't... Feb 19 2004, 02:33 PM eunie03 QUOTE(omg_melface @ Feb 19 2004, 12:16 AM)Oka... Feb 19 2004, 02:35 PM omg_melface muahahaha John? >i think< Feb 19 2004, 02:51 PM GinaDaQueen What goes around the world and stays in a corner? Feb 19 2004, 03:01 PM silver rain a stamp.
here's one:
A man and a woman were d... Feb 19 2004, 03:25 PM CJ1 went throught the sunroof? i know... i suck... Feb 19 2004, 04:54 PM eunie03 The woman was pregnant, and died while giving birt... Feb 19 2004, 07:59 PM lupin311 those are pretty good lol - made me smile and thin... Feb 20 2004, 02:30 AM nate6986 there was a dead man on the ground with only a roc... Feb 20 2004, 02:40 AM CJ1 when you say "a person", that includes h... Feb 20 2004, 11:12 AM nate6986 ya....no living person/creature caused this... Feb 20 2004, 01:33 PM starling QUOTE(eunie03 @ Feb 19 2004, 7:59 PM)The woma... Feb 20 2004, 02:06 PM eunie03 QUOTE(starling @ Feb 20 2004, 2:06 PM)A man w... Feb 20 2004, 04:42 PM LatinaLady yeahi saw that joke before and it took me a long l... Feb 20 2004, 07:02 PM Jordan Inc. QUOTEA man wanted to enter an exclusive club but d... Feb 20 2004, 08:55 PM GinaDaQueen QUOTE(Jordan Inc. @ Feb 20 2004, 8:55 PM)hm..... Feb 20 2004, 09:04 PM hybrid Here's another math one:
If 3 is half of 5, w... Feb 20 2004, 10:30 PM DisneyPrincessKate I have a riddle:
A man is born before his father,... Feb 21 2004, 04:58 PM xjjajeengx dont noe xP Feb 21 2004, 05:52 PM GinaDaQueen QUOTE(DisneyPrincessKate @ Feb 21 2004, 4:58 ... Feb 21 2004, 06:00 PM Jordan Inc. I have a riddle, but i think u guys might have hea... Feb 21 2004, 06:06 PM omg_melface The word is: language... you were just trying to t... Feb 21 2004, 06:18 PM faithin_felix OK, i got one:
Two person looked exactly alike, b... Feb 21 2004, 08:03 PM omg_melface I would answer but then I'll feel like I'm... Feb 21 2004, 08:49 PM Jordan Inc. QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Feb 21 2004, 5:03 PM)OK... Feb 21 2004, 09:30 PM CJ1 QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Feb 21 2004, 8:03 PM)OK... Feb 25 2004, 04:04 PM faithin_felix QUOTE(CJ1 @ Feb 25 2004, 4:04 PM)they were si... Feb 25 2004, 09:15 PM aakash27 wow these are awsome riddles! Feb 25 2004, 09:24 PM colorsarenice alright i got one. what is use by you often but u... Feb 25 2004, 09:37 PM playapinoy umm.. im guessing my money. hah. Feb 25 2004, 09:49 PM faithin_felix QUOTE(aakash27 @ Feb 25 2004, 9:24 PM)wow the... Feb 25 2004, 09:50 PM pyoon QUOTE(lilangelgurlpnai @ Feb 20 2004, 10:30 P... Feb 25 2004, 09:56 PM playapinoy i got one, might be easy:
whats in front of a woma... Feb 25 2004, 09:59 PM faithin_felix QUOTE(playapinoy @ Feb 25 2004, 9:59 PM)i got... Feb 27 2004, 12:19 AM dat_da_busit_hai QUOTE(playapinoy @ Feb 25 2004, 9:59 PM)i got... Feb 27 2004, 12:20 AM CJ1 QUOTE(colorsarenice @ Feb 25 2004, 9:37 PM)al... Feb 27 2004, 04:41 PM faithin_felix QUOTE(dat_da_busit_hai @ Feb 27 2004, 12:20 A... Feb 27 2004, 05:02 PM juliar when the light goes on at night, it dances when yo... Feb 27 2004, 05:55 PM omg_melface umm your... shadow? Feb 27 2004, 06:20 PM XxKrNqTcUiTyxX hey i got one:
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long on... Feb 27 2004, 10:56 PM faithin_felix QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Feb 21 2004, 8:03 PM)OK... Feb 28 2004, 12:39 AM so0o_contagious QUOTE(XxKrNqTcUiTyxX @ Feb 27 2004, 10:56 PM)... Feb 28 2004, 01:37 AM kevinma03 er Feb 28 2004, 01:44 AM so0o_contagious what.. it is... ive heard this joke before.... i t... Feb 28 2004, 01:46 AM somguy2004 QUOTE(playapinoy @ Feb 25 2004, 9:59 PM)i got... Feb 28 2004, 05:26 AM playapinoy aww you got it. =) Feb 28 2004, 09:01 AM playapinoy theres a guy whos driving and he stops by a temple... Feb 28 2004, 09:03 AM XxKrNqTcUiTyxX QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Feb 28 2004, 12:39 AM)p... Feb 28 2004, 06:42 PM faithin_felix QUOTE(XxKrNqTcUiTyxX @ Feb 28 2004, 6:42 PM)h... Feb 28 2004, 06:50 PM XxKrNqTcUiTyxX hey i got another riddle:
there was a man who live... Feb 28 2004, 07:48 PM CEP QUOTE(XxKrNqTcUiTyxX @ Feb 28 2004, 7:48 PM)h... Feb 28 2004, 08:45 PM GinaDaQueen QUOTE(XxKrNqTcUiTyxX @ Feb 28 2004, 7:48 PM)h... Feb 28 2004, 08:49 PM juliar QUOTE(XxKrNqTcUiTyxX @ Feb 28 2004, 7:48 PM)h... Feb 28 2004, 09:34 PM nearly sam i got a riddle
you're in a crime scene in a ... Mar 1 2004, 01:34 AM faithin_felix QUOTE(nearly sam @ Mar 1 2004, 1:34 AM)i got ... Mar 2 2004, 12:05 AM somguy2004 QUOTE(playapinoy @ Feb 28 2004, 9:01 AM)aww y... Mar 2 2004, 01:35 AM somguy2004 QUOTE(nearly sam @ Mar 1 2004, 1:34 AM)i got ... Mar 2 2004, 01:37 AM nearly sam hahaha she did hung her self, which makes it a sui... Mar 2 2004, 08:27 PM somguy2004 QUOTE(playapinoy @ Feb 28 2004, 9:03 AM)there... Mar 2 2004, 09:09 PM somguy2004 QUOTE(nearly sam @ Mar 2 2004, 8:27 PM)hahaha... Mar 2 2004, 09:13 PM nearly sam ^--- hahaha sorry somguy2004. let me make it more ... Mar 2 2004, 09:24 PM Dr3aMeR haha..thats very logical sam...cause i don't k... Mar 2 2004, 09:31 PM xjjajeengx isnt vcr a video camera? lmao Mar 3 2004, 12:32 AM dat_da_busit_hai QUOTE(xjjajeengx @ Mar 3 2004, 12:32 AM)isnt ... Mar 3 2004, 12:34 AM somguy2004 QUOTE(nearly sam @ Mar 2 2004, 6:24 PM)^--- h... Mar 3 2004, 02:58 AM nearly sam QUOTEtrue true BUT theres a paradox in there again... Mar 3 2004, 07:41 PM faithin_felix nearly sam and someguy2004, stop spamming this bo... Mar 3 2004, 09:10 PM juliar QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Mar 3 2004, 9:10 PM)nea... Mar 3 2004, 10:24 PM xjjajeengx faithin_felix, i think they are just discussing ab... Mar 4 2004, 08:27 PM xSuperLazyBoix QUOTE^--- hahaha sorry somguy2004. let me make it ... Mar 4 2004, 09:31 PM megare QUOTE(colorsarenice @ Feb 25 2004, 9:37 PM)al... Mar 4 2004, 09:36 PM somguy2004 QUOTE(faithin_felix @ Mar 3 2004, 6:10 PM)nea... Mar 4 2004, 09:52 PM xjjajeengx alright alright no more of this spamming buisness.... Mar 5 2004, 12:13 AM therein QUOTE(somguy2004 @ Mar 4 2004, 9:52 PM)how r ... Mar 5 2004, 12:44 AM CJ1 I didn't get that one... Oh well....
Imagine ... Mar 5 2004, 03:09 PM somguy2004 since u didnt mention floor, the floor then? Mar 6 2004, 05:22 AM omg_melface QUOTEThree friends check into a motel for the nigh... Mar 6 2004, 11:51 AM Podomaht QUOTEThree friends check into a motel for the nigh... Mar 6 2004, 11:54 AM
somguy2004 QUOTE(omg_melface @ Mar 6 2004, 8:51 AM)each ... Mar 6 2004, 03:36 PM |
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