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The Hotel Bill |
Jul 18 2004, 03:51 PM
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A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key
West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, and explains to the man that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't use them." the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows,"complains the man again. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, 'this check is only made out for $100." "That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife." "But! I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. "Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have." |
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Jul 18 2004, 04:08 PM
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thats heckka funny! never heard of that joke before.
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soulovely The Hotel Bill Jul 18 2004, 03:51 PM
xsweetdreams12x lol That's funny. Jul 18 2004, 03:53 PM
sweetxsimplicity LOL, thats funny! Jul 18 2004, 04:17 PM
Beyond Elite This should be at the humor section. Jul 18 2004, 04:21 PM
initial-seven wow, datz one long story.. Jul 18 2004, 04:35 PM
ichiban lmao xP Jul 18 2004, 04:42 PM
IIO__oII haha
move it to the humor section. =D Jul 18 2004, 04:46 PM
NYsmiLez i love it! funny and original. Jul 18 2004, 05:01 PM
panaginip13 LOL!! That's a clever one. Jul 18 2004, 05:08 PM
silver rain wow, thats funny. haha. Jul 18 2004, 05:31 PM
swtmaggie92 QUOTE(soulovely @ Jul 18 2004, 3:51 PM)A husb... Jul 18 2004, 06:46 PM
iZnEedSuMcOkE lol i've seen this before Jul 18 2004, 07:37 PM
blowpops69 hilarious Jul 18 2004, 08:29 PM
01-supergirl HAHAHAH. lmao funny! Jul 19 2004, 03:56 PM
conster lmao thats smart Jul 19 2004, 09:29 PM
dani41790 hahahaha lmao man thats realli funni Jul 20 2004, 12:54 AM
Caustic haha thats funny Jul 21 2004, 05:23 AM
J.K haha thats funny...the guy paying the bill is pret... Jul 22 2004, 08:15 PM
strwbrrykiwi23 nice one ^ ^* lol Jul 22 2004, 08:21 PM
POonSKi QUOTE(soulovely @ Jul 18 2004, 3:51 PM)A husb... Jul 23 2004, 11:22 PM
ji_cabinx lol! that is funny! smart guy Jul 24 2004, 08:59 AM
AzNPmPGMr lol.. i wonder how the wife feels Jul 24 2004, 09:22 PM
xBitterxSweetx haha thats a good one. Jul 24 2004, 09:35 PM
lozerface87 haha thats so great Jul 25 2004, 07:07 PM
x AZN D0RKii x aha g0od one ! Jul 26 2004, 02:41 PM
Hells_Ice HAHAHAHAHA, now dats funny Jul 30 2004, 10:25 AM
tootsie_kiddo LMAO! very funny Jul 30 2004, 10:37 AM
F1R3B4T LOl thats a good one.. i expected the outcome to b... Aug 5 2004, 06:25 PM
xjjajeengx awww thasss sooo clever awesome. Aug 5 2004, 06:59 PM
SH0RTAYE you owe me 250 . Aug 6 2004, 12:57 PM
elmogurly Smart guy...I would never thought of that one Aug 9 2004, 05:57 AM
nycxjohn lols first time i've heard this joke pretty go... Aug 9 2004, 09:17 AM
MasterNe0 LMAO. that funny. Aug 9 2004, 09:01 PM![]() ![]() |