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 Jul 7 2004, 09:17 PM
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 hi, my name is brianna! =]  Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114  |
Types Of Poopies
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie! |
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Jul 18 2004, 12:17 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
yea~ i've read this a couple of timez before. my guy friend printed it out in skwl and it was funny cuz he kept on sticking copiez of it on random lockerz haha. but dnt u juz havta agree dat this is kinda tru? lol
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sweetxsimplicity there are many different poopies in this world Jul 7 2004, 09:17 PM
head_0ver_heels Usually when i go "poopie" i don't l... Jul 7 2004, 09:23 PM Davina85 this is the first time i actually laughed out loud... Jul 7 2004, 09:23 PM xHalf nHalf ..wow that seems pretty well thought out
lol th... Jul 7 2004, 09:23 PM Caustic HAhahahahaha that made me laugh so hard..but i thi... Jul 7 2004, 09:24 PM distortedMIND Haha. I cracked up so much after reading. Jul 7 2004, 09:25 PM ikayto GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie c... Jul 7 2004, 09:34 PM honorguard Yes, there are many different poopies in this worl... Jul 7 2004, 09:37 PM JlIaTMK i didn't know other ppl have the same poopies ... Jul 7 2004, 09:40 PM x hYpErRoSeY x very disgusting and yet so entertaining! XD
Q... Jul 7 2004, 10:02 PM JessJR1022 yeah that was pretty gross Jul 7 2004, 10:05 PM F_L_I_P Oh i thought you said people ppl i was like OMG
... Jul 7 2004, 10:06 PM babygurl_xtacy funny stuff lol Jul 7 2004, 10:09 PM gasolinekisses haha wow... and eww. Jul 7 2004, 10:49 PM ichiban Surprise poopie .. ahahha ... Jul 7 2004, 10:49 PM hybrid Well.. that's rather interesting... I don... Jul 7 2004, 10:51 PM v@por lol someone has too much time on their hands lol
... Jul 7 2004, 11:12 PM EmeraldKnight Well.. it was a rather unique thread.. that's ... Jul 7 2004, 11:19 PM AZN_DRAGON lol so much poopiez Jul 7 2004, 11:20 PM LatinaLady i read this before in an email and its so nasty. Jul 8 2004, 11:47 AM JrockDollie thats kinda nasty, but too funny. where do people ... Jul 8 2004, 01:51 PM islandkiss QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Jul 7 2004, 9:17 PM)... Jul 8 2004, 02:29 PM bored2death08 lol. so discustin, but funny. Jul 15 2004, 04:16 PM sweet wit a twist QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Jul 7 2004, 9:17 PM)... Jul 15 2004, 06:14 PM uLoVeMikeRoch haha i saw that on funnyjunk, but its kinda funny ... Jul 15 2004, 08:26 PM ShEraBaRoO my friend showed this to me and we were reading it... Jul 15 2004, 11:28 PM nyCzxfOx o_O;; whoaa.... lolz spending their time naming po... Jul 16 2004, 12:13 AM conster lmao thats hilarious! haha Jul 16 2004, 11:17 AM seriouslynikki ok........i dont wanna gross you out but all those... Jul 17 2004, 08:18 PM dani41790 lol i saw that b4. thats funni Jul 17 2004, 11:02 PM
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