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 Jul 8 2004, 04:43 PM
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It's been a rocky week for the Stock Market. Here's a summary: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Ticonderoga Pencils lost a few points. Though Elevators rose, escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. The market for raisins dried up. Pampers remained unchanged. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit. Sun peaked at midday. Birds Eye Peas Split. Stanley Tools filed for Chapter 11 and Scott Tissues touched a new bottom.
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Jul 16 2004, 02:47 PM
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that's pretty cool!
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v@por Stock Market Jul 8 2004, 04:43 PM
islandkiss lol.. clever. Jul 9 2004, 11:33 AM LatinaLady oh my god. unique. lol Jul 14 2004, 08:55 PM hybrid Very clever & unique! Jul 14 2004, 11:34 PM EmeraldKnight Haha, that was awesome! I love all the double ... Jul 14 2004, 11:36 PM defjam_gangsta QUOTE(LatinaLady96 @ Jul 15 2004, 9:55 AM)oh ... Jul 14 2004, 11:38 PM bored2death08 haha..really cute. i liked it. Jul 15 2004, 04:18 PM
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