What is that sound?, funny joke Options

[diezelbabygrl_xo...]

Ok, I'm bored so I'm submitting jokes like CRAZY! Oh well. I thought this one was pretty funny.

One day, a man is driving on his way home from Virginia to Georgia. His car breaks down on a country road. He walks 2 miles to get help when he sees a house.

Come to find out, the house is full of Monks. He asks for help, and they feed him, fix his car and let him stay the night.

In the middle of the night, he hears a strange noise. The next morning at breakfast, he asks the Monks what that noise was.

"We can't tell you because you are not a Monk," Monk #1 says.

"Ok," says the man, and he leaves.

Two years later, he is driving from Georgia to Virginia. His car breaks down, and ironically at the same place it had before. He goes over to the Monks' home and asks for help. They gladly fix his car, feed him and let him stay the night.

That night, he hears the same strange noise. The next morning he says, "Ok, I'm sick of this. What does it take to become a Monk?"

"You must count all of the blades of grass and grains of sand in the world," Monk #1 says.

"Ok," the man says.

47 years later...

The man comes back, very old and tired. "There are 9.8 trillion grains of sand and 34 billion blades of grass," he says. All of the monks nod approvingly.

"The answer to strange noise is right behind that door," Monk #1 says, pointing to the blue door behind the man, and handing him a blue key. The man opens the door and behind that door is a red door. Monk #2 hands him a red key. The man opens the door and behind that door is a green door. Monk #3 hands him a green key, and the man opens the door. Behind that door is shimmering, gold door.

"This is the last door," Monk #5 says, handing him a golden key. The man opens the golden door, eagerly awaiting the secret of the strange noise. As the door creaks open, he sees the most magical, strangest, most beautiful thing he has ever seen in his whole life.....




But I can't tell you because you're not a Monk.

[uLoVeMikeRoch]

actually im buddhist so u could tell me...
but seriously im buddhist no kidding