Worse Case Scenario, Bleah, what would you do in these? Options

[*NatiMarie*]

Okay *dying breath* Must make interesting topics for ppl out there...*faint*

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Okay, worst case scenario (I made these up, they obviously suck...please bear with me):

Read these and give what you would do in short answers, or you can make your own and just answer it yourself. Whoohoo...much fun [sarcasm]

1. You are in church (just pretend you are for a sec...or anywhere where you have to hold hands, shake hands or whatever), and you have just noticed that the person next to you has PICKED THEIR NOSE.
--Should you stay and shake their hand [later washing it] or just leave discreetly? What would you do?

2. You're in this nasty chat room and it's heading contains the word 'horny' or 'porn'. You're mom/dad walks into the room, ready to see what's on your computer screen.
--What do you do? Minimize it as fast as possible (risking it), distract your mom/dad? What would you do?

3. You're on this hot date, you're about to kiss but your partner's breath is reeking.
--What do you do? Kiss and just not breath? Discreetly chew gum and hope it goes into his or her mouth? Or, 'I don't have to deal with this, I don't go on dates.'

4. You're at school and you trip in front of the person you like. -What do you do? Do you casually stand back up, all cool? Run away? Cry? What would you do?

5. Term paper is late and you saved it on your Yahoo Briefcase (or you have the floppy disk is right with you). The only way you can access it in time to turn it in is if you go to the library. Your teacher is slightly strict so what can you do to go to the library unnoticed and coming back with a term paper...where do you hide it?
--What do you do?


MORE TO COME SOON. CHECK BACK FOR MORE WORSE CASE SCENARIOS. IF YOU HAVE ONE TO ADD, I'LL TRY TO ADD THE ONE YOU PUT DOWN.

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[defjam_gangsta]

Greetings!!

1. i would turn around and walk towards another group of ppl whom i know and doesn't dig their nose inda public!!

2. i'll do ma oscar winning performance and blame da internet. the internet simply can't leave me in peace!! and i'll show dem how pathetic i can get!!

3. usually i will kiss da forehead first. if things pick up from there, i will pick her up and head for da tub. once there, we can soak in and da soap, shampoo, watever can cover up for da uncalled smell!!

4. maintain ma composure. if she happens to smile, just smile back at her and give her a sign tat ya okeyz. just gotta pick yaself up.

5. i will tell her i left it inside ma locker and i need to get da key to ma locker from da main office coz i forgot to bring mine. and thus tat would buy me time. at da same time, i will still go to da main office and get another key coz i always forgot to bring ma keys!!

6. grab hold of da dude who threw ma clothes away and rip him off of his!! coz if imma gonna be streakin, i might as get him along. da more da merrier!!

7. i'll look at da front and at da back and give a quick laugh!! after da paper, blame da invigilator for farting out loud and pretending it wasn't comin from him/her!!


CHEERS CB!!