Worse Case Scenario, Bleah, what would you do in these? Options

[*NatiMarie*]

Okay *dying breath* Must make interesting topics for ppl out there...*faint*

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Okay, worst case scenario (I made these up, they obviously suck...please bear with me):

Read these and give what you would do in short answers, or you can make your own and just answer it yourself. Whoohoo...much fun [sarcasm]

1. You are in church (just pretend you are for a sec...or anywhere where you have to hold hands, shake hands or whatever), and you have just noticed that the person next to you has PICKED THEIR NOSE.
--Should you stay and shake their hand [later washing it] or just leave discreetly? What would you do?

2. You're in this nasty chat room and it's heading contains the word 'horny' or 'porn'. You're mom/dad walks into the room, ready to see what's on your computer screen.
--What do you do? Minimize it as fast as possible (risking it), distract your mom/dad? What would you do?

3. You're on this hot date, you're about to kiss but your partner's breath is reeking.
--What do you do? Kiss and just not breath? Discreetly chew gum and hope it goes into his or her mouth? Or, 'I don't have to deal with this, I don't go on dates.'

4. You're at school and you trip in front of the person you like. -What do you do? Do you casually stand back up, all cool? Run away? Cry? What would you do?

5. Term paper is late and you saved it on your Yahoo Briefcase (or you have the floppy disk is right with you). The only way you can access it in time to turn it in is if you go to the library. Your teacher is slightly strict so what can you do to go to the library unnoticed and coming back with a term paper...where do you hide it?
--What do you do?


MORE TO COME SOON. CHECK BACK FOR MORE WORSE CASE SCENARIOS. IF YOU HAVE ONE TO ADD, I'LL TRY TO ADD THE ONE YOU PUT DOWN.

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1. You are in church (just pretend you are for a sec...or anywhere where you have to hold hands, shake hands or whatever), and you have just noticed that the person next to you has PICKED THEIR NOSE.
hmm, i'll just shake their other hand that didn't pick the nose

2. You're in this nasty chat room and it's heading contains the word 'horny' or 'porn'. You're mom/dad walks into the room, ready to see what's on your computer screen.
close the window or open some other window that covers the chatroom while distracting my parents

3. You're on this hot date, you're about to kiss but your partner's breath is reeking.
hmm, i'll either offer them a mint or just kiss them... but i dunno this hasn;t happened to me before...

4. You're at school and you trip in front of the person you like. -What do you do? Do you casually stand back up, all cool? Run away? Cry? What would you do?
i'll just stand up and try to laugh it off. if i'm friends with the guy, then it'll be cool, but otherwise, i'll just walk away real fast.

5. Term paper is late and you saved it on your Yahoo Briefcase (or you have the floppy disk is right with you). The only way you can access it in time to turn it in is if you go to the library. Your teacher is slightly strict so what can you do to go to the library unnoticed and coming back with a term paper...where do you hide it?
i ask to go to the bathroom, but go to the library and print it out. then, i just hide it in my pocket or under my shirt...

-You're changing in a locker room and you only have your underwear on. Your friend takes your clothes and throws them in the toilet filled with urine. You have no extra clothes and no one else has anything to lend you. What do you do?
hmm, why would my friend do that? i'll just wear my gym clothes until i get revenge back on her.

-You're taking a test in a dead silent classroom and you accidentally fart a really loud fart. Hahaha. What do you do?
try not to notice. if someone notices it, i'll just pretend that someone i sit near did it.