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Learn Your Lesson
likeachild
post Jul 13 2004, 08:10 PM
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When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times."
 
 
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islandkiss
post Jul 14 2004, 12:03 PM
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heh..
 

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v@por   Learn Your Lesson   Jul 13 2004, 08:10 PM
dani41790   lol man thats jus dirty   Jul 14 2004, 02:28 AM
uLoVeMikeRoch   hahaha thats F'ed up   Jul 14 2004, 06:08 AM
xtremeliquid   Haha pretty funny.   Jul 14 2004, 08:45 AM
xtremeliquid   Haha pretty funny.   Jul 14 2004, 08:48 AM
truluvis4eva   im srry. i dont get it.   Jul 14 2004, 11:28 AM
islandkiss   heh..   Jul 14 2004, 12:03 PM
bored2death08   haha! i would love to b that judge!   Jul 14 2004, 04:32 PM
Caustic   lol getting his revenge   Jul 21 2004, 05:35 AM
xxTiNEExx   lol. sweet smell of revenge. i understand tho....w...   Jul 21 2004, 06:02 AM
v@por   QUOTE(dani41790 @ Jul 14 2004, 2:28 AM)lol ma...   Jul 22 2004, 04:36 PM
POonSKi   i dont get it can sum1 explain it to me???   Jul 23 2004, 11:35 PM
ji_cabinx   QUOTEi dont get it can sum1 explain it to me??? te...   Jul 24 2004, 09:10 AM
bibliomania   HAHAHAHA! Several teachers I know do that to a...   Jul 25 2004, 04:36 PM
IIO__oII   hahha cute joke. ;D   Jul 26 2004, 02:15 PM
x hYpErRoSeY x   lol thaz just plain mean   Jul 26 2004, 04:09 PM


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