Worse Case Scenario, Bleah, what would you do in these? Options

[*NatiMarie*]

Okay *dying breath* Must make interesting topics for ppl out there...*faint*

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Okay, worst case scenario (I made these up, they obviously suck...please bear with me):

Read these and give what you would do in short answers, or you can make your own and just answer it yourself. Whoohoo...much fun [sarcasm]

1. You are in church (just pretend you are for a sec...or anywhere where you have to hold hands, shake hands or whatever), and you have just noticed that the person next to you has PICKED THEIR NOSE.
--Should you stay and shake their hand [later washing it] or just leave discreetly? What would you do?

2. You're in this nasty chat room and it's heading contains the word 'horny' or 'porn'. You're mom/dad walks into the room, ready to see what's on your computer screen.
--What do you do? Minimize it as fast as possible (risking it), distract your mom/dad? What would you do?

3. You're on this hot date, you're about to kiss but your partner's breath is reeking.
--What do you do? Kiss and just not breath? Discreetly chew gum and hope it goes into his or her mouth? Or, 'I don't have to deal with this, I don't go on dates.'

4. You're at school and you trip in front of the person you like. -What do you do? Do you casually stand back up, all cool? Run away? Cry? What would you do?

5. Term paper is late and you saved it on your Yahoo Briefcase (or you have the floppy disk is right with you). The only way you can access it in time to turn it in is if you go to the library. Your teacher is slightly strict so what can you do to go to the library unnoticed and coming back with a term paper...where do you hide it?
--What do you do?


MORE TO COME SOON. CHECK BACK FOR MORE WORSE CASE SCENARIOS. IF YOU HAVE ONE TO ADD, I'LL TRY TO ADD THE ONE YOU PUT DOWN.

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[crazeegirl411]

1. You are in church (just pretend you are for a sec...or anywhere where you have to hold hands, shake hands or whatever), and you have just noticed that the person next to you has PICKED THEIR NOSE.
I'm going to leave the church all because of that person.

2. You're in this nasty chat room and it's heading contains the word 'horny' or 'porn'. You're mom/dad walks into the room, ready to see what's on your computer screen.
I usually hear when my mom climbs up the stairs so I prepare...but if not for some reason, I'll use my big head to block it and distract her with the topic of food.

3. You're on this hot date, you're about to kiss but your partner's breath is reeking.
Avoid him for the rest of the night until I finally remember to bring breath mints.

4. You're at school and you trip in front of the person you like.
Avoid any eye contact with him and pretend he was not here.

5. Term paper is late and you saved it on your Yahoo Briefcase (or you have the floppy disk is right with you). The only way you can access it in time to turn it in is if you go to the library. Your teacher is slightly strict so what can you do to go to the library unnoticed and coming back with a term paper...where do you hide it?
Of course the bathroom excuse again...or else sneak out unnoticed. Quiet girls oftentimes get away easier

For the fun of it...I'm going to answer perfectionist's two scenarios

-You're changing in a locker room and you only have your underwear on. Your friend takes your clothes and throws them in the toilet filled with urine. You have no extra clothes and no one else has anything to lend you. What do you do?
Rip of my friend's clothes and wear them for the day. Will lend friend a phone to call home for some clothes

-You're taking a test in a dead silent classroom and you accidentally fart a really loud fart. Hahaha. What do you do?
If someone notices...fan the air, pretend to be disgusted and appear to be looking around for the culprit (if laughter, laugh along and pretending to be laughing at the farting one). If nobody notices, just concentrate on the test and never look up to see if anyone will be staring at you. Pretend you don't notice.