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 Jul 12 2004, 07:59 PM
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if this joke doesnt make you laugh...you might as well stab yourself in the face. cuz its sick as shit AND funny all in one. jokes dont get much better than that eh
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her anyway. "Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen and I must have sex with you." he says. "I'm sorry but I've given my body to God." she replies and then leaves. Suddenly the bus driver turns around to the guy and says "I know a way you can get some banging from the nun." The bus driver tells the guy about how the nun goes to confessional everyday at 3 in the afternoon. The bus driver tells the guy his plan and the guy leaves happy knowing he's going to get some. The next day at 3 the guy is in the booth dressed as a priest. When the nun approaches in the darkness he says "Sister, God has told me I must have sex with you." She replies "Well if God has said it, we must do it. However because of my strong commitment to God I will only take it up the ass." The guy figures this isn't a problem and proceeds to have the best sex ever. After it is over he whips off his outfit and says, "HA HAA!! I'm the guy on the bus." and than the nun jumps up and says, "HA HAA I'm the bus driver!!" |
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Jul 12 2004, 09:44 PM
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OMG lol that joke made me crack up.
QUOTE Well if God has said it, we must do it. However because of my strong commitment to God I will only take it up the ass but i dont think a nun would say that 
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sakura chan the bus driver and the nun Jul 12 2004, 07:59 PM
Foolish Heart Omg...hahahahha Jul 12 2004, 10:19 PM dani41790 omg haha man that's soooooo wrong Jul 13 2004, 02:23 AM tootsie_kiddo LOL, pretty sick... but gud Jul 13 2004, 07:03 AM islandkiss lol.. what a desprate bus driver.. Jul 13 2004, 10:06 AM sweet wit a twist omg..thats sick!
~> sophia <~ Jul 13 2004, 01:44 PM Caitlin lol thats so sick but still funny Jul 13 2004, 01:53 PM xxcrazynutmeg oh that's kinda funny but i'm still confus... Jul 13 2004, 01:56 PM StarStruck xD QUOTE(xxcrazynutmeg @ Jul 13 2004, 1:56 PM)oh... Jul 13 2004, 03:39 PM bored2death08 lmao! thats funny AND sick! Jul 13 2004, 04:36 PM blowpops69 lmfao.... Jul 18 2004, 09:07 PM eli5e whaaatt theeeeeee lol Jul 19 2004, 10:47 AM Mireh AHA! Lmao! That was so stupid. Jul 19 2004, 04:46 PM conster oh shit lol eww thats sick Jul 19 2004, 09:45 PM bobbster HAHA! Eww....lol Jul 20 2004, 09:42 PM inquisitive_ ewww...lol. Nasty but yet funny. Jul 20 2004, 09:46 PM LatinaLady there was a topic on the samejoke. but yeahi goti... Jul 20 2004, 10:01 PM Caustic siiiiiiick... Jul 21 2004, 05:33 AM blowpops69 5 words
Laugh my friggin a$$ off Jul 21 2004, 01:47 PM im like hoy that was nastily funny Jul 21 2004, 03:34 PM fiji_kid lolz.. that was so funiie Jul 22 2004, 01:22 AM IIO__oII ...i dont get it?!?!?
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OOO i get ... Jul 22 2004, 11:45 PM POonSKi ew!!! it sounded gay to me! lolz..... Jul 23 2004, 11:08 PM ji_cabinx haha...it is sick, but funny Jul 24 2004, 09:07 AM
jessikaxB ahah thats so messed up but so funny Jul 26 2004, 01:26 PM |
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