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 Jul 11 2004, 08:56 AM
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 Wow, i dont know whats going on...  Group: Member Posts: 1,439 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,977  |
haha alright ill start
did it hurt? Did what hurt? when u fell from heaven! Hey baby u wanna ride my submarine, Its long hard and full of seamen! Can i get Fries with that? Haha i dont remember anymore, and i dont know ones where girls can get guys. im sry! well port em up if u got them |
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Jul 12 2004, 04:48 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
QUOTE(AGlobalThreatPunx3 @ Jul 12 2004, 5:36 AM) Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?  god damn, datz a gud one!!!! |
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uLoVeMikeRoch Pick up lines Jul 11 2004, 08:56 AM
Caitlin eh just some i like lol :Is your daddy a thief? [N... Jul 11 2004, 11:18 AM AGlobalThreatPunx3 Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to fe... Jul 11 2004, 03:36 PM CEP You. Me. Date. Sunday.
- Chinkieeyedpnoi Jul 11 2004, 03:40 PM faithin_felix QUOTE(AGlobalThreatPunx3 @ Jul 11 2004, 3:36 ... Jul 11 2004, 07:09 PM POonSKi QUOTE(uLoVeMikeRoch @ Jul 11 2004, 8:56 AM)ha... Jul 11 2004, 07:14 PM dani41790 lol some of those pick up lines r funni n some r c... Jul 12 2004, 03:15 AM diezelbabygrl_xoxo boy:was yur dad a cement mixer?
girl:y?
boy:cuz yu... Jul 12 2004, 10:03 PM islandkiss hahah.. that's funny. Jul 13 2004, 10:18 AM x0143637x0 im not sure if this is a pick up line but here it ... Jul 13 2004, 01:05 PM Rice_on_my_shoe hmm Stupid one...
"if u were a Booger I would... Jul 13 2004, 04:01 PM swe3txprincesz lolZ those are good ones i cant think of any thoug... Jul 13 2004, 05:20 PM AznKutie Are you a parking ticket? (What?) Cuz you got fine... Jul 14 2004, 12:54 AM diezelbabygrl_xoxo QUOTEBaby did you fart, 'cause you blow me awa... Jul 14 2004, 03:54 PM d3v1l1ci0us QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Jul 11 2004, 3:40 PM)... Jul 15 2004, 02:55 AM Yemmerz Let's play house, you can be the front door an... Jul 15 2004, 10:42 AM hammerpike lol, some r so funni, dunno any..so sri Jul 15 2004, 11:04 AM seitekiflip umm can i borrow your cell phone??
cuz i sed ill c... Jul 15 2004, 08:24 PM _WillSkate4Shoes i know a dorky one.
B: OKay you be Wilma and ill ... Jul 16 2004, 12:54 AM v@por you're so bright that night falls a full hour ... Jul 16 2004, 02:10 PM d3v1l1ci0us QUOTE(AGlobalThreatPunx3 @ Jul 11 2004, 3:36 ... Jul 16 2004, 03:01 PM Mireh "my love for you is like diereah, -I can... Jul 16 2004, 10:20 PM SupraS15 Do you have a map? Cuz I keep getting lost in you... Jul 19 2004, 10:15 PM Someone_Like_You Is Your Dad a Terrorist?
Cause You the Bomb Jul 22 2004, 05:39 PM im like hoy QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Jul 11 2004, 3:40 PM)... Jul 22 2004, 05:52 PM J.K QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Jul 11 2004, 3:40 PM)... Jul 22 2004, 05:55 PM minorxthreat hmm.. these are corny, but anyway...
-roses are r... Jul 22 2004, 07:24 PM strwbrrykiwi23 + The word of the day is "legs." Let... Jul 22 2004, 07:55 PM tainted_angel QUOTE(AGlobalThreatPunx3 @ Jul 11 2004, 1:36 ... Jul 22 2004, 08:05 PM IIO__oII "im lost. can you lead me to your room"
... Jul 22 2004, 11:34 PM x AZN D0RKii x QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Jul 14 2004, 3:54 ... Jul 26 2004, 02:55 PM TOnyawAnya HahHAA..tHESE aRe fUnNie..Ive HeARD a LOT Of Em b4... Jul 26 2004, 02:58 PM rnrn897 ummm
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can i sleep with you? Jul 26 2004, 03:01 PM x hYpErRoSeY x did you have cambpell soup today? [no]
cuz you loo... Jul 26 2004, 03:05 PM Hells_Ice haha, this is a dirty one
You see a girl across ... Jul 30 2004, 10:22 AM evdxgirl Nice shoes. Let's f*ck.
I love that cuz it... Jul 30 2004, 11:08 AM RiC3xBoy Nice legs, what time do they open?
Your Daddy mus... Jul 30 2004, 09:33 PM
seriouslynikki hehe....ok.............smooth,but if a guy said th... Jul 31 2004, 09:24 PM |
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