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 Jul 11 2004, 12:28 AM
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Things Found Only In
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. 
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Jul 12 2004, 02:42 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha man thats a good one
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diezelbabygrl_xoxo Only in America... Jul 11 2004, 12:28 AM
La_b0mBe Hmm thats funn-ay, and no, I've never heard it... Jul 11 2004, 12:55 AM EmeraldKnight Haha I posted this on my xanga a while ago Jul 11 2004, 01:09 AM slipper I've heard of this before, but some aint true,... Jul 11 2004, 01:13 AM EmeraldKnight QUOTEI've heard of this before, but some aint ... Jul 11 2004, 01:15 AM conster lmao some are true some arent lol but still funny Jul 11 2004, 12:06 PM ryfitaDF a michael jackson joke!
only in america......... Jul 11 2004, 12:14 PM akgirlkickass QUOTE(ryfitaDF @ Jul 11 2004, 10:14 AM)a mich... Jul 11 2004, 01:33 PM aznmunki QUOTEonly in america......... can you be born a po... Jul 11 2004, 06:17 PM faithin_felix nope, never heard of it but in canada some of tho... Jul 11 2004, 06:50 PM POonSKi QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Jul 11 2004, 12:28... Jul 11 2004, 07:25 PM tootsie_kiddo i'm glad i live in japan :P Jul 12 2004, 04:46 AM kaleidoscoped LOL, some of them are actually true! Jul 12 2004, 10:33 AM Gypsy Eyes a lot of them are true, but this is a very old thi... Jul 12 2004, 11:10 AM
JlIaTMK my mom and dad tell me these kind of things all th... Jul 12 2004, 02:00 PM |
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