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stupid jokes dat r not funny, i suck at jokes
vietspirit
post Jul 8 2004, 03:54 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him"Beaver".

Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stole free bread.

Yo mama's so smelly, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.

Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad met her at the pound.

Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice, and then I got lost.


I suck right?
 
 
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faithin_felix
post Jul 11 2004, 07:31 PM
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QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Jul 11 2004, 7:27 PM)
What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trash-can?
1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's better than nailing a baby to a board?
Ripping it off.

Why do you put a baby feet first in a blender?
So you can see its facial expression.

Damn, right.
My un-funny jokes > Your un-funny jokes

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

hahahha, actually these jokes are actually pretty funny...lol, but poor babies
 

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