If men ruled the world..., hm... Options

[diezelbabygrl_xo...]

If men ruled the world
- Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to 'I love you.'

- Hallmark would make 'Sorry, what was your name again?' cards.

- When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she would appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during half-time.

- Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the bum would pretty much do it.

- Birth control could come in ale or lager.

- The funniest guy in the office would get to be the big boss.

- 'Sorry I'm late, I got hammered last night,' would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

- It'd be considered harmless fun to gather 30 friends, put on horned helmets, and go pillage a nearby town.

- Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the 'public ugliness' ordinance.

- Tanks would be far easier to rent.

- Instead of beer belly, you'd get 'beer biceps'.

- Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, 'You're No. 1.'

- Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29.

- Cops would be broadcast live and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.

- The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.

- The only show opposite Friday Night Football would be Friday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.

- It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of petrol.

- Every man would get four real 'Get Out of Jail Free' cards per year.

- When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-alec answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine, as in:

Cop: `You know how fast you were going?'

You: 'All I know is that I was spilling my beer all over the place.'

Cop: 'Nice one. That's $10 off.'



Sorry guys...but isnt it true?

[*CEP*]

mhmm ... keep telling yourself that.

if men ruled the world ... thee'd be no world to rule. yeahhhh ... you know its true.

But we still get to rule the world.
And it's the idea that counts.
Then again, we ARE kind of ruling the world right now.
And it's still here.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi