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 Jul 11 2004, 01:19 AM
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How to impress a woman:
compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. How to impress a man: Show up naked. Bring beer. |
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Jul 11 2004, 02:30 AM
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 fragile Group: Member Posts: 1,044 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,807 |
very true and me like that haha
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diezelbabygrl_xoxo HOW TO IMPRESS Jul 11 2004, 01:19 AM
Luster Soldier So very true Jul 11 2004, 01:23 AM EmeraldKnight Ouch..
The truth realli does hurt.. Jul 11 2004, 01:24 AM ichiban .... those guys aren't worth it -.- Jul 11 2004, 01:47 AM conster lmao haha so true! Jul 11 2004, 12:03 PM slurp LOL true Jul 11 2004, 12:14 PM dani41790 hahahaha lmao man thats realli funni Jul 12 2004, 02:53 AM kaleidoscoped LMAO, that is so true!
Guys.
Psh, perverts.
A... Jul 12 2004, 10:35 AM iheartsimba sad truth Jul 12 2004, 10:37 AM Gypsy Eyes yes, that is very true Jul 12 2004, 11:07 AM someflipguy See...and women think we are demanding...haha Jul 12 2004, 12:14 PM JlIaTMK lmao.... i must say thats steriotypical.... Jul 12 2004, 01:43 PM inycskathy the girl part.. hmm.. true & the guy part.. HA... Jul 12 2004, 04:54 PM xsw33t_t3mptasianx haha...that's sad but true...
--][My Xang3r][... Jul 12 2004, 07:53 PM islandkiss lmao. that's so true. Jul 13 2004, 10:23 AM koOoaznboi_510 RE: HOW TO IMPRESS Jul 13 2004, 12:54 PM Justingamemaster you guys aren't very nice.
VERY steriotypical... Jul 13 2004, 12:57 PM
bored2death08 lol! sad but true Jul 13 2004, 04:38 PM |
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