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What is that sound?, funny joke
diezelbabygrl_xo...
post Jul 11 2004, 01:36 AM
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Ok, I'm bored so I'm submitting jokes like CRAZY! wacko.gif Oh well. I thought this one was pretty funny.

One day, a man is driving on his way home from Virginia to Georgia. His car breaks down on a country road. He walks 2 miles to get help when he sees a house.

Come to find out, the house is full of Monks. He asks for help, and they feed him, fix his car and let him stay the night.

In the middle of the night, he hears a strange noise. The next morning at breakfast, he asks the Monks what that noise was.

"We can't tell you because you are not a Monk," Monk #1 says.

"Ok," says the man, and he leaves.

Two years later, he is driving from Georgia to Virginia. His car breaks down, and ironically at the same place it had before. He goes over to the Monks' home and asks for help. They gladly fix his car, feed him and let him stay the night.

That night, he hears the same strange noise. The next morning he says, "Ok, I'm sick of this. What does it take to become a Monk?"

"You must count all of the blades of grass and grains of sand in the world," Monk #1 says.

"Ok," the man says.

47 years later...

The man comes back, very old and tired. "There are 9.8 trillion grains of sand and 34 billion blades of grass," he says. All of the monks nod approvingly.

"The answer to strange noise is right behind that door," Monk #1 says, pointing to the blue door behind the man, and handing him a blue key. The man opens the door and behind that door is a red door. Monk #2 hands him a red key. The man opens the door and behind that door is a green door. Monk #3 hands him a green key, and the man opens the door. Behind that door is shimmering, gold door.

"This is the last door," Monk #5 says, handing him a golden key. The man opens the golden door, eagerly awaiting the secret of the strange noise. As the door creaks open, he sees the most magical, strangest, most beautiful thing he has ever seen in his whole life.....




But I can't tell you because you're not a Monk. tongue.gif
 
 
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SarahxJoy
post Jul 11 2004, 01:52 AM
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QUOTE(ichiban @ Jul 10 2004, 11:48 PM)
Haha .. he took only 47 years countin? i wulda took 239048230844 years ...

I would have lost count by the first ten minutes!! LoL. tongue.gif
 

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diezelbabygrl_xoxo   What is that sound?   Jul 11 2004, 01:36 AM
Luster Soldier   AHH you're evil! Now I have to go count al...   Jul 11 2004, 01:44 AM
ichiban   Haha .. he took only 47 years countin? i wulda too...   Jul 11 2004, 01:48 AM
tainted_angel   QUOTE(ichiban @ Jul 10 2004, 11:48 PM)Haha .....   Jul 11 2004, 01:52 AM
slurp   lols, he musta been patient counting   Jul 11 2004, 12:26 PM
sweet wit a twist   now where will we find a monk station to become a ...   Jul 11 2004, 04:24 PM
akgirlkickass   QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ Jul 10 2004, 11:44 PM)...   Jul 11 2004, 04:32 PM
POonSKi   QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Jul 11 2004, 1:36 ...   Jul 11 2004, 07:44 PM
islandkiss   hahah.. aww.. it was getting good.   Jul 11 2004, 07:52 PM
Luster Soldier   QUOTE(akgirlkickass @ Jul 11 2004, 4:32 PM)yo...   Jul 11 2004, 08:20 PM
Foolish Heart   aww i wanna know whats behind tha door!   Jul 11 2004, 09:01 PM
TiNaBaBY074   ehh..i saw that comin..   Jul 11 2004, 10:04 PM
dani41790   aww man thas not fair   Jul 12 2004, 02:17 AM
JlIaTMK   maybe i could kill a monk and take their identity....   Jul 12 2004, 03:42 PM
kaleidoscoped   ARGH! I was so excited to see what that strang...   Jul 12 2004, 09:11 PM
bored2death08   lol! i woulda lost count so fast. i wouldn...   Jul 13 2004, 04:48 PM
xsw33t_t3mptasianx   awwww...no fair...lol --][My Xang3r][--   Jul 13 2004, 06:10 PM
sakura chan   that was the cruelest joke in the world. i say we ...   Jul 13 2004, 06:18 PM
uLoVeMikeRoch   actually im buddhist so u could tell me... but ...   Jul 15 2004, 08:34 PM
EmeraldKnight   That's horrible.. very mean too   Jul 15 2004, 10:35 PM
ShEraBaRoO   will u ever tell us wat happened or is that the po...   Jul 15 2004, 11:22 PM
hybrid   But.. I am a monk. I'm a monk who uses AOL...   Jul 15 2004, 11:54 PM
tyedyefroggy   lol, thats a good one......but why monks? why not ...   Jul 16 2004, 12:03 AM
Mireh   Aw! You party pooper!   Jul 16 2004, 10:22 PM
IIO__oII   AUGH. haha xD i think i knoe what it was.... ;D   Jul 17 2004, 11:51 AM
lozerface87   ahhh! thats not very nice   Jul 17 2004, 02:56 PM
Beyond Elite   What! That's so evil! Tell me! ...   Jul 17 2004, 05:29 PM
AznKutie   LOL ...awww...i rele wanted to knoe wut it was...   Jul 17 2004, 05:45 PM


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