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The community guidelines are addressed to ALL forums, which means the humor forum is undoubtedly included. However, we stress that these rules are especially observed in this forum:


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post Jul 8 2004, 04:47 PM
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3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!
 
 
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post Jul 10 2004, 05:28 PM
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Posts in this topic
v@por   too lazy   Jul 8 2004, 04:47 PM
joanna0304   ooohhh ha ha, lol   Jul 8 2004, 09:48 PM
islandkiss   lol   Jul 9 2004, 11:24 AM
dani41790   haha lol thats funni   Jul 10 2004, 05:03 AM
archana   I didnt make me laugh, but it was still funny x)   Jul 10 2004, 09:06 AM
angel-roh   ahh i get it...LMAO! hahahaha that's hilar...   Jul 10 2004, 11:12 AM
xjjajeengx   HAHAHAH LOLS!! smart... very very funny....   Jul 10 2004, 04:50 PM
CEP   haha. Smart. Very Smart. - Chinkieeyedpnoi   Jul 10 2004, 05:28 PM
Sumiaki   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA   Jul 10 2004, 05:43 PM
x rOck mai sOcksz   lol...yea..thats cute   Jul 10 2004, 05:44 PM
LatinaLady   QUOTE(v@por @ Jul 8 2004, 3:47 PM)The last gu...   Jul 10 2004, 09:47 PM


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