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 Jul 8 2004, 04:39 PM
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
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Jul 10 2004, 05:16 AM
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LOL what a retard
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v@por Help! Jul 8 2004, 04:39 PM
islandkiss omg.. that's so wrong.. Jul 9 2004, 11:35 AM archana ahaha. Thats funny, but still a bit.. wrong. /wron... Jul 9 2004, 08:05 PM faithin_felix LOL. another retard. hahahhahaha. omg, hes so stup... Jul 10 2004, 12:20 AM EmeraldKnight Dude... I'd hate to have a friend like that... Jul 10 2004, 12:23 AM x rOck mai sOcksz lmao! too funny... Jul 10 2004, 12:25 AM dani41790 haha omg thats so wrong Jul 10 2004, 05:00 AM LatinaLady that is so wrong. he sure is a retard. ugh! ho... Jul 10 2004, 09:57 PM tootsie_kiddo OMG.....stupid guy... datz juz wrong.. Jul 10 2004, 10:42 PM sweet wit a twist omg... thats just wrong..is the fren stupid or s... Jul 12 2004, 02:16 PM ComradeRed No he's probably just inexperienced. Not much ... Jul 12 2004, 02:17 PM JlIaTMK lol.... thats horrible.... i would never kill my o... Jul 12 2004, 03:06 PM v@por yeah he's just so stupid Jul 13 2004, 07:45 PM bored2death08 lol. ive heard that one before,but its still funny... Jul 15 2004, 04:18 PM Mireh I'm from new jersey Jul 16 2004, 10:28 PM ShEraBaRoO omg, i read it a few times cuz i didnt get it at f... Jul 17 2004, 08:07 AM
IIO__oII AHHH!
hahahaha
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