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 Jul 8 2004, 04:47 PM
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3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!
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joanna0304 ooohhh ha ha, lol Jul 8 2004, 09:48 PM islandkiss lol Jul 9 2004, 11:24 AM dani41790 haha lol thats funni Jul 10 2004, 05:03 AM archana I didnt make me laugh, but it was still funny x) Jul 10 2004, 09:06 AM angel-roh ahh i get it...LMAO! hahahaha that's hilar... Jul 10 2004, 11:12 AM xjjajeengx HAHAHAH LOLS!! smart... very very funny.... Jul 10 2004, 04:50 PM CEP haha.
Smart. Very Smart.
- Chinkieeyedpnoi Jul 10 2004, 05:28 PM Sumiaki HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jul 10 2004, 05:43 PM x rOck mai sOcksz lol...yea..thats cute Jul 10 2004, 05:44 PM
LatinaLady QUOTE(v@por @ Jul 8 2004, 3:47 PM)The last gu... Jul 10 2004, 09:47 PM  |
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