little johney joke, missing ears |
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little johney joke, missing ears |
Jun 20 2004, 11:40 PM
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born without ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, little Johnny's Dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt hard when we get back home." "I promise not to mention his missing ears at all," said little Johnny. At the neighbor's home, little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!" The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny! 's comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, little Johnny." He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good?" The mother said a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?" Little Johnny said, "Well, it is a good thing, 'cause he sure as shit can't wear glasses." alli have to say is he is mean. |
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Jul 8 2004, 04:32 PM
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wow
major rudeness lol |
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LatinaLady little johney joke Jun 20 2004, 11:40 PM
Winter Lol dang that lil kid deserves to be spanked! Jun 21 2004, 08:58 AM
GinaDaQueen awww... :( poor mother Jun 21 2004, 09:08 AM
faithin_felix hahahaha. good one, he can wear contacts. hahahaha... Jun 21 2004, 11:44 AM
mai_z aww poor baby!!! hehe which reminds me... Jun 24 2004, 03:28 PM
lemonlina AWwww, that's so mean! O_O Jun 24 2004, 03:35 PM
ComradeRed After I become Corrupt Evil Overlord of the Lord-P... Jun 24 2004, 04:26 PM
tainted_angel Yeah..kinda' funny, but kinda' wrong too.. Jun 25 2004, 04:48 AM
ji_cabinx that's so mean! Jun 26 2004, 03:56 PM
baybietenshi sooo cruel...but sooo funny! Jun 26 2004, 04:34 PM
Mini so mean.. i dont find that really funny.. oh well ... Jun 26 2004, 04:36 PM
LatinaLady QUOTE(mai_z @ Jun 24 2004, 2:28 PM)aww poor b... Jun 27 2004, 03:34 PM
IIO__oII hahaah how saddd! Jun 30 2004, 11:24 PM
dani41790 hahaha man thats funni yet soo mean at the same ti... Jul 3 2004, 02:21 AM
conster thats mean but thats funny llolss Jul 5 2004, 12:19 PM
Luster Soldier LOL little johnny is a awesome Jul 5 2004, 03:30 PM
NatiMarie lol...
Little Johny is my American Idol Jul 5 2004, 03:39 PM
thisisarcycledsn LMAOOOOOOOO...wow thats so rudeee ! Jul 6 2004, 10:54 AM
islandkiss he deserves a little spanky. Jul 8 2004, 02:42 PM
joanna0304 ha ha ha good one Jul 8 2004, 03:50 PM
aera hahaha little johnny's going to get a spanking... Aug 18 2005, 11:56 PM
teeners__15 ahahahhaahhahahahah~~~ Aug 19 2005, 11:28 AM
icy_wonderland what a bad kid.. Aug 20 2005, 06:54 AM
SkaironFrenzy lol. Thats so messed up Aug 20 2005, 09:49 AM![]() ![]() |