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 Jul 5 2004, 11:43 AM
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Drunk driving Test
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a police officer. Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?". Man: "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine I will get out of air". Officer: "Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test." Man: "I can't do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death". Officer: "Then you'll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line". Man: "Can't do that either." Officer: "Why not?" Man: "Because I'm dead drunk!" |
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QUOTE(joanna0304 @ Jul 5 2004, 12:21 PM) Blonde joke SHE WAS SO BLONDE ...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate" ....she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind ....she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK" ....she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order ....she sent me a fax with a stamp on it ....she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death ....it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes ....if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless ....she studied for a blood test ...and failed ....she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats ....when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends ....when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead ....when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" and so turned around and went home. haha,,, i love this one!! it cracks me up!! 
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joanna0304 drunk driving test Jul 5 2004, 11:43 AM
joanna0304 Blonde joke
SHE WAS SO BLONDE
...she spent 20 ... Jul 5 2004, 12:21 PM Jiggapin0 Haha, good one. Jul 5 2004, 12:36 PM Caitlin lol good jokes Jul 5 2004, 12:43 PM babixlilac lols Jul 5 2004, 01:12 PM LatinaLady this belongs in humor section.... everyone thats m... Jul 5 2004, 01:39 PM Beyond Elite Please DON'T double post. This should be move... Jul 5 2004, 01:42 PM shawty_redd funny jokes Jul 5 2004, 01:46 PM JlIaTMK lol funny Jul 5 2004, 02:10 PM StarryEyedSurprize hahhaha thats hilarious but yeah it should be put ... Jul 5 2004, 02:11 PM ichiban This doesn't belong here .. but .. interesting... Jul 5 2004, 02:13 PM jennypie I didn't find that particularly funny. My sens... Jul 5 2004, 02:21 PM hybrid Er, moved to humor Jul 5 2004, 02:48 PM joanna0304 The Lounge. Have a laugh, make new friends. Anythi... Jul 5 2004, 02:56 PM dani41790 haha lol thats funni Jul 5 2004, 06:09 PM sutsami09 funny... I really like them both. Jul 5 2004, 09:04 PM tainted_angel Good jokes, but aren't the blonde jokes off-to... Jul 5 2004, 09:13 PM jasonjasonjason haha i like both of them! the drunk guy joke i... Jul 5 2004, 09:44 PM EmeraldKnight Haha those are great.. though I find it ironic tha... Jul 6 2004, 01:33 AM IIO__oII he..he.. not that funni. =] Jul 6 2004, 12:39 PM liquidize LOL Jul 6 2004, 07:24 PM pOOpii_h e a dxD ROFL i find them very funnie ..actually i find a l... Jul 6 2004, 09:14 PM faithin_felix haha, the first one is funny. but those would be g... Jul 7 2004, 01:38 PM v@por good stuff
those m&m's
melt in your mouth... Jul 7 2004, 11:21 PM JrockDollie the drunk driving one was funny. but a lot of the ... Jul 8 2004, 01:54 PM islandkiss lmao.. what a loser.. Jul 8 2004, 02:26 PM cAb3rTo dang those jokes are old sorry . i heard them all ... Aug 3 2004, 05:50 AM xjjajeengx moohaha prtty unny blonde jokes are sad tho Aug 3 2004, 09:07 PM
elmogurly I've heard the blonde jokes a load of times...... Aug 4 2004, 03:50 AM |
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