random jokes, they'll make you smile Options

[islandkiss]

here's some jokes that might just lighten up your mood.


A woman gets on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looks at the kid and blurts out " that's the most ugliest baby that I've ever seen!"
infuriated, the woman slams her fare into the box and takes a seat at the back of the bus. The man sitting next to her sees that she's agitated and he asks "what's wrong?"
"the bus driver insulted me!" she says.
" he could be fired for insulting passengers" says the man " you shouldn't let him do that"
" you're right" says the woman. " I think I'll go up there and give him a piece of my mind"
"good idea" says the man. "here, let me hold your monkey."

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Three guys are lost in a desert and on the verge of dehydration when they come across a magician standing at the top of a huge slide. The magician tells them. " as you go down this magic slide, name a drink. When you reach the bottom, you will land in a giant glass od the drink you named"

so, the first guy slides down and yells " WAAATTTEEERRR!" Plop! he lands in a big glass of water.
The second guygoes down yelling " GAAAATORAAAADE!" Plop! he lands in a big glass of Gatorade.

The third guy goes down yelling "WHEEEEEE!" ( in other words Weee sounds like pee)

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DISTURBING JOKE.

How do you spot ronald mcdonald in a crowd at a nude beach?

He's the one with the sesame seed buns.

[likeachild]

that was funny

you never know what humor can do for a person