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faithin_felix
post Jun 6 2004, 03:41 PM
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A man came home from work late, tired and irritated to find his 5-year-old son waiting for him at the door. "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" "Yeah, sure, what is it?" replied the man. "Daddy, how much money do you make in an hour?" "That's none of your business! What makes you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily. "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much money do you make in an hour?" pleaded the little boy. "If you must know, I make $20.00 an hour." "Oh," the little boy replied, head bowed down." Looking up, he asked, "Daddy, may I borrow $10.00, please?" The father was furious. "If the only reason you want to know how much money I make just so you can borrow some money to buy some silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you're being so selfish. I work long, hard hours everyday and I don't have time for such childish games." The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even madder about the little boy's questioning. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think he may have been a little hard on his son. May be there was something he really needed to buy with that $10.00 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door. "Are you asleep son?" he asked, "No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy. "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier," said the man. "It's been a long day and I took my aggravation out on you. Here's that $10.00 you asked for." The little boy sat straight up, beaming. "Oh, thank you daddy!" he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow, he pulled out some more crumpled up bills. The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at the man. "Why did you want more money if you already had some?" the father grumbled. "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied. "Daddy, I have $20.00 now... Can I buy an hour of your time?"
 
 
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post Jul 7 2004, 03:46 PM
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aww that's so sweet tongue.gif
 

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faithin_felix   20 dollars   Jun 6 2004, 03:41 PM
177emories   awwws thats so sweet of the boy.   Jun 6 2004, 03:44 PM
Ginachan   aaaaaaww........ that's so sweet!   Jun 6 2004, 03:47 PM
dani41790   awwwwwww thats soooo sweet and cute   Jun 6 2004, 04:06 PM
Chidori   cute   Jun 6 2004, 04:26 PM
lozerface87   awww so cute!   Jun 6 2004, 04:30 PM
cleec   ohh that is adorable! where did you find that?...   Jun 6 2004, 08:26 PM
JessJR1022   awww, that's sooo cute, but kinda sad that he ...   Jun 6 2004, 08:30 PM
ComradeRed   That's not funny... kinda sad actually.   Jun 6 2004, 08:45 PM
GinaDaQueen   Yeah, not really humorous but such an "insigh...   Jun 6 2004, 09:31 PM
immersion31   this is a nice story...   Jun 8 2004, 01:35 AM
TiNaBaBY074   aww thats cute..   Jun 8 2004, 02:22 AM
PAPAHSMuRF   how cutee . . .   Jun 9 2004, 08:08 PM
faithin_felix   maybe i shouldn't of posted in humor section e...   Jun 9 2004, 08:23 PM
easilyxamusedx   um. i think it's sad.   Jun 9 2004, 08:32 PM
mai_z   awwwww that's so sweet   Jun 9 2004, 09:08 PM
xjjajeengx   aww thasss sooo sad... the dad deprived the son ...   Jun 9 2004, 09:43 PM
xislandxstylex   awww.how cute!   Jun 9 2004, 10:30 PM
Ladii_D1809   Its cute but the idea is really sad cause its sayi...   Jun 10 2004, 08:33 AM
Beyond Elite   debydat debowas dembobeyasweet >>>>...   Jun 11 2004, 05:04 PM
01-supergirl   Aww thats a cute/sweet story =)   Jun 11 2004, 10:02 PM
shawty_redd   awww thats a cute story   Jun 12 2004, 07:08 PM
sadolakced acid   how many replies don't have awww, sweet, or cu...   Jun 13 2004, 12:08 AM
CEP   Hehe. Aww. Whoa, that's really cool of the kid...   Jun 13 2004, 12:13 AM
AngelicEyz00   aww, that's so sweet... kinda sad for some rea...   Jun 13 2004, 01:01 AM
islandkiss   aw. that's.. so... sad.   Jun 14 2004, 07:11 PM
kirbymuixo   That's really sweet but sad since the son had ...   Jun 14 2004, 09:27 PM
conster   aww that is soooo sweet!!! that is SO ...   Jun 14 2004, 10:38 PM
177emories   QUOTE(ComradeRed @ Jun 6 2004, 9:45 PM)That...   Jun 15 2004, 01:06 AM
thisisarcycledsn   awws cuteeeee!   Jul 7 2004, 02:21 PM
joanna0304   aww that's so sweet   Jul 7 2004, 03:46 PM
v@por   QUOTE(easilyxamusedx @ Jun 9 2004, 8:32 PM)um...   Jul 7 2004, 11:15 PM
EmeraldKnight   Aww.. that is sad..   Jul 7 2004, 11:18 PM


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