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[asiangetokewl]

Here's a funny little, I guess, complaint, request form, whatever, that my friend found while searching the internet. Tell me how you like it; I think it's hella funny~! I changed one of the words because I don't think it's inappropriate to be online... lolz... on createblog anyways... just use your mind to replace the word I changed that would fit it betterer!!! :


I, the dick, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
1) I do physical labour.
2) I work at great depths.
3) I plunge head first into everything I do
4) I dont get weekends & bank holidays off
5) I work in a damp environment
6) I work in dark places that have poor ventilation
7) I work in high temperatures
8) My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Yours sincerley, dick


Dear dick

After considering the arguemants you have raised the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
1) You never work eight hours straight
2) You fall asleep after brief work
3) You do not always follow the orders of the management
3) You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
4) You do not take initiative
5) You need stimulation in order to start work
6) You leave the workplace messy at the end of your shift
7) You will retire well before you are 65
8) You are unable to work double shifts]You regulary leave your area of work before the task is complete and finally..

9) You are always seen entering and leaving work with 2 suspicious looking bags.

Yours sincerley
The management

[*liquidize*]

LOL funny joke, 2 suspicous bags