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touching speech
SarahxJoy
post Jun 22 2004, 03:57 PM
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Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter,
ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to
carry them all, so they decided that one had to drop off.

Otherwise they were all going to fall.

They were not able to choose that person, but
then the woman made a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of
the rope, because as a woman, she was used to
giving up everything for her husband and kids,
and for men in general, without ever getting
anything in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men
started clapping their hands...
 
 
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i ami_am
post Jul 4 2004, 11:46 PM
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i think this was a dumb blond joke just edited
 

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tainted_angel   touching speech   Jun 22 2004, 03:57 PM
coolann22   o i kno this joke! its funnier tho! lol :D   Jun 23 2004, 04:37 PM
ryfitaDF   this joke's already in the blonde jokes sectio...   Jun 23 2004, 04:46 PM
darkangel   HAHAHA lmao. u just made my day lolz.   Jun 23 2004, 06:37 PM
IIO__oII   hahhaha thats cute hahaahah   Jun 23 2004, 11:03 PM
kirbymuixo   LoL...that's funny! Did the men forget the...   Jun 24 2004, 12:23 AM
01-supergirl   LOL. ive heard this somewhere before I think, lols...   Jun 24 2004, 03:06 PM
Mini   HAHAHAHHAHHA that's funny. rofl.   Jun 24 2004, 03:08 PM
mai_z   hehehe that's great! luv it!   Jun 24 2004, 03:15 PM
lemonlina   Lmao, that's a niiice one! ^^   Jun 24 2004, 03:15 PM
Winter   Puahahaha just shows how dumb men are.   Jun 25 2004, 08:44 PM
Beyond Elite   That's pretty funny. Azn_pnoy_boi   Jun 25 2004, 08:52 PM
ji_cabinx   that's great!   Jun 26 2004, 03:37 PM
OshKoshPoshJosh   I read that in the blonde jokes post, as well. Sti...   Jun 26 2004, 03:39 PM
islandkiss   QUOTE(kirbymuixo @ Jun 24 2004, 12:23 AM)LoL....   Jul 4 2004, 09:20 PM
Luster Soldier   oh man, poor men got manipulated by the woman   Jul 4 2004, 09:26 PM
pm3k   lol, now that's hilarious lol   Jul 4 2004, 10:26 PM
dani41790   hahaha lmao man thats funni   Jul 4 2004, 11:40 PM
i ami_am   i think this was a dumb blond joke just edited   Jul 4 2004, 11:46 PM
xtremeliquid   I got that one.   Jul 5 2004, 02:07 AM
LatinaLady   SHE IS A VERY SMART WOMAN. props to her. ah so ama...   Jul 5 2004, 02:25 AM
pOOpii_h e a dxD   heheheh theyre dumb lols LMAO   Jul 5 2004, 09:54 AM
aZn_hApPy05   i was all caught up on the speech and didnt get th...   Jul 5 2004, 10:13 AM
conster   lmao that lady is smart!   Jul 5 2004, 12:02 PM
joanna0304   ha ha ha that's cool   Jul 5 2004, 04:07 PM
v@por   haha... that was mean very..touching... lol   Jul 8 2004, 04:35 PM
AznKutie   LOL ....kool joke!   Jul 11 2004, 12:07 AM
xxcrazynutmeg   wait so that means they all fell off? hehe... so s...   Jul 11 2004, 12:59 AM
uLoVeMikeRoch   yeah i said that one in the blonde jokes section   Jul 11 2004, 08:52 AM


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