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 May 16 2004, 02:27 AM
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te quiero  Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678  |
post them blonde jokes... (haha... if you're blonde then... deal with it)
there was a blonde and a brunnete that were going on a roadtrip together. the brunnette realizes that she's forgotten something at home, and they both return to the brunette's house. the blonde waits outside in the yard while the brunette is in the house searching for what she's forgotten. during that time period, the brunette's car got stolen. the brunette comes back outside and is shocked to see her car gone. she turns to her friend, the blonde, and asks "did you see who stole my car? do you have a description of the person or anything?" ...the blonde smiles and nods, then says "i've got something better... i got the person's liscence plate number" -a lotta people dun get it...but i thought it was pretty straight forward- |
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Jul 4 2004, 09:01 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
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[X]poised blonde jokes May 16 2004, 02:27 AM
CEP So a blonde was at the malli shopping when she saw... May 16 2004, 02:33 AM juliar So theres a blonde in a car. She's swerving on... May 16 2004, 09:35 AM rivendell Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
... May 16 2004, 09:39 AM lil boi haha...i seriously don't get anyone of these j... May 16 2004, 10:31 AM xtremeliquid Those are pretty funny. May 16 2004, 10:48 AM faithin_felix hahahhhaa, dumb blondes..hilarous.
Q: What do you... May 16 2004, 06:17 PM AngelicEyz00 haha, that was funny... what a stereotypical blond May 17 2004, 04:20 PM darkangel QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 16 2004, 4:17 PM)ha... May 18 2004, 08:31 PM WhiteChocolate Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put a scratch and ... May 20 2004, 12:46 AM faithin_felix QUOTE(WhiteChocolate @ May 20 2004, 12:46 AM)... May 21 2004, 12:38 AM mai_z QUOTE(WhiteChocolate @ May 20 2004, 12:46 AM)... May 22 2004, 11:24 AM faithin_felix QUOTE(mai_z @ May 22 2004, 11:24 AM)hehe omg ... May 22 2004, 04:01 PM Sa-Chan *cries*
I hate being a blonde, even my boyfriend... May 24 2004, 09:49 PM lilaznkkid i like the micro wave one...everyones heard it and... May 26 2004, 10:31 PM rOckThISshYt QUOTE(love[x)melissa,May 16 2004, 3:27 AM] po... May 27 2004, 12:00 AM xislandxstylex there's a 3 blondes trapped on an island. they... May 28 2004, 07:46 PM XxKrNqTcUiTyxX there is a blonde, brunette and a red head stuck i... May 28 2004, 07:51 PM angel-roh QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ May 16 2004, 12:33 AM... May 28 2004, 10:51 PM laur3nw QUOTE(xislandxstylex @ May 28 2004, 7:46 PM)t... May 29 2004, 01:53 PM TiNaBaBY074 hMmM..i get a couple of those..but i dont realli u... May 29 2004, 02:38 PM GinaDaQueen Haha these are funny. SOme of them aren't tho... May 29 2004, 02:54 PM LatinaLady ok i have some
QUOTEA blonde saw a "¿" ... May 29 2004, 07:40 PM faithin_felix QUOTE(xislandxstylex @ May 28 2004, 7:46 PM)t... May 31 2004, 08:01 PM IIO__oII QUOTESo theres a blonde in a car. She's swervi... Jun 3 2004, 12:09 AM 01-supergirl *lmao* whadda good laugh =) Jun 3 2004, 12:25 AM mzteriouzme007 so there's this blonde, right? and she walks i... Jun 16 2004, 02:36 PM tainted_angel I bet you guys already heard these but oh well..
... Jun 16 2004, 02:40 PM inn0centmarianne QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 16 2004, 6:17 PM)ha... Jun 16 2004, 02:40 PM ryfitaDF haha. dumb blonde.
ok. a smart blonde, frankenste... Jun 16 2004, 02:41 PM IIO__oII QUOTE**Girl walks into her friends room. She notic... Jun 17 2004, 03:43 PM Yemmerz I know one.
Q:How do you get a blonde to laugh on... Jun 17 2004, 03:45 PM MrTurtle okay this is an oldie but goodie.
9 blondes and a ... Jun 17 2004, 10:00 PM i ami_am LMAO!!! thats hilarious!!rarw ... Jun 22 2004, 04:53 PM glit_gal QUOTE(love[x)melissa,May 16 2004, 2:27 AM] po... Jun 23 2004, 03:10 PM × JeNi × oOo i kno one!! [sorrie if itz already bee... Jun 25 2004, 12:57 AM HolyMolyRavioli ...I don't get the last one explain it to me? Jun 25 2004, 01:15 AM × JeNi × she sed 98 before cuz 98 blondes came and did the ... Jun 25 2004, 01:29 AM Tag_youre_it i get yours Melissa~
the license plate was the bru... Jun 25 2004, 06:12 PM jz1134 q:how do u confuse a blond
a:put her in a circular... Jun 25 2004, 09:40 PM ji_cabinx ha ha...i had a good laugh Jun 29 2004, 03:49 PM Mini lol this is so funny. Jun 29 2004, 03:56 PM x AZN D0RKii x QUOTE(× JeNi × @ Jun 25 2004, 1:29 AM)she sed... Jun 29 2004, 07:12 PM uLoVeMikeRoch QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ May 16 2004, 2:33 AM)... Jun 30 2004, 11:00 PM tyedyefroggy QUOTE(LatinaLady96 @ May 29 2004, 6:40 PM)ok ... Jul 18 2004, 02:14 PM POonSKi lolz!! OMG!! hehe.. i feel samrt,,... Jul 18 2004, 04:00 PM
black_cloud10 hehe go blonde jokez Jul 18 2004, 04:12 PM |
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