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 Jun 6 2004, 05:05 PM
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 x mar muffins *yuuuum  Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,620  |
gimme your best y0 momma jokes, lets see whatcha got, found a few
Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains." Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating. Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it. Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time. Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes. Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount. Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs. |
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Jul 3 2004, 01:47 AM
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dont have any sorry but ill laugh at all of them!!! lol
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inn0centmarianne y0 m0mma jokes Jun 6 2004, 05:05 PM
JrockDollie yo mama's so fat she got the amtrack tattoed o... Jun 6 2004, 05:42 PM lil boi yo mama so old, she farts out dust
yo mama so smal... Jun 6 2004, 05:54 PM T.K.O. ur momma's so fat she fell off walmart and lan... Jun 6 2004, 06:07 PM inn0centmarianne oh man, these are making me laugh so hard that my ... Jun 6 2004, 06:12 PM gigglepot From Foxtrot-
Your momma thinks that squareroots ... Jun 6 2004, 06:15 PM LiNHy POO yo momma is soo fat, that when she went swimming i... Jun 6 2004, 06:19 PM IIO__oII QUOTEyo momma is soo fat, that when she went swimm... Jun 6 2004, 11:42 PM x0xcrzybabyx0x yo mamas so fat she used mexico as her whole tanni... Jun 6 2004, 11:45 PM Luster Soldier Yo momma is so old, when God said "let there ... Jun 7 2004, 12:29 AM inn0centmarianne oh geez, here i go again, all these jokes crack me... Jun 7 2004, 01:26 AM Jiggapin0 Yo momma is so fat, her ass got more bass than car... Jun 7 2004, 03:58 PM lilaznkkid yo mamma's so smelly she made speed stick cras... Jun 7 2004, 11:06 PM LatinaLady i dont like these kinds of jokes so i wont contrib... Jun 11 2004, 12:31 AM iheartsimba ahah these are so funny and lame...but haha
your ... Jun 11 2004, 01:03 PM Yemmerz Yo momma is so ghetto...she put a rubberband aroun... Jun 11 2004, 03:47 PM Beyond Elite you mama so fat she can't even fit inside the ... Jun 11 2004, 05:55 PM im like hoy QUOTE(T.K.O. @ Jun 6 2004, 6:07 PM)ur momma... Jun 11 2004, 05:57 PM IIO__oII ure momma's so poor that when somone stepped o... Jun 11 2004, 11:58 PM shawty_redd QUOTE(LatinaLady96 @ Jun 10 2004, 11:31 PM)i ... Jun 12 2004, 07:06 PM LatinaLady glad someone does. Jun 12 2004, 07:07 PM islandkiss QUOTE(Yemmerz @ Jun 11 2004, 3:47 PM)Yo momma... Jun 13 2004, 11:05 AM Ryan Yo mama's so ugly, she wents to a ugly contes... Jun 13 2004, 07:25 PM 177emories no i don't have any but its funny reading you ... Jun 13 2004, 08:32 PM jUsT eRiCa yo momma so fat, that she had to use the grand can... Jun 13 2004, 08:41 PM Ryan Yo mama's so fat when she lies in the beach, k... Jun 13 2004, 08:48 PM tainted_angel Yo momma' so fat, that when it was rainin... Jun 16 2004, 05:40 AM silentstalkerdude ohhh yea beat thsi! yo mamas so fat shes fat... Jun 16 2004, 11:04 PM Ryan QUOTE(silentstalkerdude @ Jun 16 2004, 11:04 ... Jun 16 2004, 11:57 PM krnxswat Your mom is so old, she owes Jesus money. Jun 17 2004, 12:31 AM rae Ok. I don't like saying the words "Yo Mom... Jun 17 2004, 12:23 PM Ryan Yo mama is so skinny she fell up to the sky Jun 18 2004, 10:56 AM waccoon QUOTE(I2YAIN @ Jun 18 2004, 11:56 AM)Yo mama ... Jun 18 2004, 11:08 AM uLoVeMikeRoch Yo mommas so fat her nick name is DAMN
shes so fat... Jun 20 2004, 02:04 PM coolann22 DONT BE TALKIN ABOUT MY MOMMA!
YOUR MOMMA... Jun 23 2004, 01:13 PM × JeNi × i got one.. i hope itz okay to post it tho =/
yo ... Jun 25 2004, 01:33 AM koOoaznboi_510 your mom is so fat that when a bus crashed into he... Jun 25 2004, 10:11 AM seitekiflip yo momma is so fat her belt size is the equator
y... Jun 26 2004, 02:10 AM d3v1l1ci0us YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIPPED OVER A CORDLESS PHO... Jun 26 2004, 02:16 AM akajohnny 1.yo mamas like the police station d!cks go in... Jun 26 2004, 02:17 AM d3v1l1ci0us QUOTE(akajohnny @ Jun 26 2004, 2:17 AM)1.yo m... Jun 26 2004, 02:46 AM AZN_DRAGON yo mama so dumb when she went to kfc and the ladie... Jun 26 2004, 03:08 AM tu sho your mommas so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skitt... Jun 26 2004, 03:19 AM rnrn897 yo mamas so fat, when she got on the scale it sed ... Jun 26 2004, 10:51 AM IIO__oII QUOTEYO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIPPED OVER A CORDLES... Jun 26 2004, 01:03 PM Haruka I love this one:
Yo momma so stupid she asked me ... Jun 26 2004, 02:12 PM ji_cabinx ah ha...these are funny...though i don't get s... Jun 29 2004, 03:52 PM Caitlin yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to meas... Jun 29 2004, 03:54 PM magnificentmike um..i have two ok ones
yo momma so nasty she need... Jun 30 2004, 01:41 PM XaZnX07 yo moma so fat she jumped through the air and got ... Jul 1 2004, 07:26 PM immersion31 yo momma is so stupid, she stole free samples.
yo... Jul 1 2004, 11:06 PM akajohnny YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE BROKE THE SPEED LIMIT AND OF... Jul 2 2004, 02:22 AM seitekiflip yo momma is so fat everytime she wore high heels, ... Jul 2 2004, 04:12 AM seriouslynikki yo mom is soo dumb it took her 30 minutes to cook ... Jul 17 2004, 08:47 PM x hYpErRoSeY x woah these r plain evil lol Jul 30 2004, 12:29 PM new_at_losing yo mommas so dumb, she tripped over a cordless pho... Jul 31 2004, 08:28 PM strwbrrykiwi23 XD haha these are mean, but they're funny if y... Jul 31 2004, 10:08 PM Corianboi Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates to cook book... Aug 1 2004, 08:01 AM sheepy dunt like dem. i dunt c wuts so funny about it eit... Aug 1 2004, 02:47 PM sushiluva sorry if you've heard any of these already
yo... Aug 9 2004, 01:14 AM elmogurly I love my mommy. I don't make jokes about her... Aug 9 2004, 04:22 AM F1R3B4T yo mama's so old, she sad besdie jesus in 3rd ... Aug 11 2004, 01:33 PM Grand_master_1 yo mama so stupid she tried 2 drown a fish
yo mama... Aug 11 2004, 01:58 PM toyo loco i dont have any but urz are funny n*(: Aug 11 2004, 02:08 PM F1R3B4T yo mama's so hairy she has to have a hair trap... Aug 11 2004, 04:20 PM CrackedRearView Yo momma is like a casino, liquor in the front, po... Aug 11 2004, 10:29 PM immersion31 yo mamma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery... Aug 11 2004, 10:30 PM Ryan yo mama is so stupid she thinks shes still a virgi... Aug 28 2004, 12:00 AM Miss[x]Tiff Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I cant beleive ... Aug 28 2004, 12:43 AM jr0h i duno if anyone used this cuz i was too lazy to c... Aug 28 2004, 10:18 AM me_myself_andi2003 HAHAHAHAHAHAH! THESE ARE FUNNY (esp the grocer... Aug 28 2004, 01:55 PM lyin_in_wait yo momas breath smells so bad its like her tongue ... Aug 28 2004, 04:16 PM chimps ate my hw yo mama so poor when you walked into her room you ... Aug 31 2004, 10:45 AM Streetbawler91 yo momma is so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was... Aug 31 2004, 11:52 AM yummy_delight yo mamma is so ugly when she was born the doctor s... Aug 31 2004, 11:53 AM bRiLi yo mamas so dumb that she doesnt know what it mean... Aug 31 2004, 09:23 PM LiLaZnGirL122 Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat o... Sep 1 2004, 12:37 AM LaZazn Yo mama so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout. Sep 1 2004, 12:53 PM gerundio My favorites:
YO MAMA SO STUPID IT TOOK HER TWO H... Sep 1 2004, 06:10 PM huney8o8 yo mamas so stupid, her boobs are square cuz she 4... Sep 10 2004, 10:24 PM iced__cappucino i love my mommy so EFF YOU! bwahahahaha Sep 10 2004, 10:34 PM lolita kitty hah i have sum
yo mama so fat when she sits on th... Sep 11 2004, 04:15 PM KaRaoKe_sLut "Yo momma's so ugly, if ugliness was an a... Sep 11 2004, 04:26 PM wind&fire "yo momma is so old she breast feeds powder... Sep 12 2004, 12:40 AM Gurlypunk8701 your mama's so big, she has to use your VCR as... Sep 12 2004, 10:17 PM corizzle20 your mama's teeth are so yellow that when she ... Sep 14 2004, 07:56 PM sushiluva this is kind of weird:
yo momma's a$s so... Sep 24 2004, 02:17 AM someflipguy GOSH IM Cracking up! haha!!
Yo momma ... Sep 24 2004, 08:23 AM NatoBoy ehh im not good at these jokes but it was funny re... Sep 24 2004, 06:56 PM
krnxvanessax3 QUOTE(Zatsuyou @ Jun 6 2004, 6:07 PM)ur momma... Sep 24 2004, 08:10 PM |
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